New iPhone Ads

I just saw one of these new commercials, and I have to say, I am disgusted.

"I just wanna grab my wallet, my iPhone and my keys and jam." What the hell? No thanks. Not enough of Apple's superiority megacomplex is there...

Doug “Mankind”: "One of the greatest advancements in the history of mankind, without question (skip) visual voice-mail"

They made him sound like a complete idiot the way they edited it. Actually he probably is a bit of an idiot if he actually used "greatest advancements in the history of mankind".

How many people would consider visual voicemail to be a that. Maybe the cellphone it self? Or at the very least (keeping with cellphones here) voicemail itself. Or how about electricity?

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I don't think they're as interesting as most Apple commercials have been in the past. They should have silhouettes of people dancing around checking email and browsing their voice mail But I guess I'm sort of glad Stephano doesn't have to carry a man purse around anymore...

wait, you mean, Stephano really doesn't have to carry a man purse around anymore? oh my god. is this for real?

now THAT is the biggest advancement in technology ever. Good Job, iPhone.

This is just horrible. Apple has been making these great ads thenthey go back and making a boring version of the switch campaign.

Sorry Steve but I just have to hate your ads.

Hmmm, the commercials make my Quicktime 7.2 crash....

lol he carried around 2 phones 1 for calling 1 for texting and email.

what an idiot. As far as I'm aware all major phones that have ever been able to text have also been able to call people.

I bet he loves the Resolution on his iPhone photos compared to his specifically designed camera.

Apple's editing skills are at an all time low here.

Ugh...I'm scared to watch.

a big LAME

i look away in embarrassment... and I do not know why...

Yeah those are the worst Apple ads ever.

They made the idiots look like idiots. How smart of them.

Let's put the iPhone in the hands of idiots and tape them! WOOHOO!

Idiots... ®

Does anyone know what the hell Stefano says at the beginnign of his ad?

The end is terrible.....

'That's my lifeline!.....yeah!'

Haven't seen the ads yet but they appear to be working just fine. I mean they've got everyone here talking about them

Haven't seen the ads yet but they appear to be working just fine. I mean they've got everyone here talking about them

All for the wrong reasons.

Or do you believe the any publicity is good publicity theory?

Or do you believe the any publicity is good publicity theory?

Seemed to work good for the "Head On, apply directly to the head" commercials

Seemed to work good for the "Head On, apply directly to the head" commercials

Except that I will never buy that product just because of the commercials...but I'm just one person.

Except that I will never buy that product just because of the commercials...

I hear they are coming out with a new product for those with impotence ....it's called HardOn, apply directly to the...

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