Just Who Will Replace Steve Jobs?

I think its all a lie, heres the real plot

 

Al Gore replaces Steve Jobs after Jobs 'dies' >.>

Gore pushes Apple to invent living head in jar technology.

They put Job's head in a jar.

Job's head is CEO forever.

is this meant to be, um, a funny joke?

From that picture, I'd say Steve Jobs will have to let him take over, else he'll get the living shit kicked out of him.

Ive is I think from UFC, he was student of Chuck Lidell, hence could beat the {censored} out of everyone incl Jobs if he doesnt hand it over to him

I think its all a lie, heres the real plot

 

Al Gore replaces Steve Jobs after Jobs 'dies' >.>

Gore pushes Apple to invent living head in jar technology.

They put Job's head in a jar.

Job's head is CEO forever.

Futurama Style FTW!!!

FWIW.. My opinion is based on the fact he lied and stole money from a business partner (Woz), so its on more of a personal level..

As for Jobs as a businessman, no contest, he is the Best, and I agree with the head in a jar theory, the greedy he is..

hmmm.. can you tell I don't like him.. Apple ][ line killing {censored} !

imagine 'iMac Pro' for gamers with a geforce 8800, that would be a super machine!

The 8800 GTX, GTS and Ultra are all too large and to hot to be made into an iMac. Maybe, just maybe they could fit an 8800GT in there. Still, a Mac gaming-rig would most likely be plagued by a slow FSB and slow RAM, not to mention it'd be very overpriced. Most high end gaming machines are built be people who have knowledge of computer hardware. The Mac is non upgradeable and non expandable. Macs as we know them today will never make good gaming machines.

The 8800 GTX, GTS and Ultra are all too large and to hot to be made into an iMac. Maybe, just maybe they could fit an 8800GT in there. Still, a Mac gaming-rig would most likely be plagued by a slow FSB and slow RAM, not to mention it'd be very overpriced. Most high end gaming machines are built be people who have knowledge of computer hardware. The Mac is non upgradeable and non expandable. Macs as we know them today will never make good gaming machines.

Ummmm, Mac Pro? and FSB is out of the question. I mean, apple uses intel mobo's basically. Just like a lot of high-end gaming company's do.

You are mistaken Colonel, the next CEO is this man:

12 points if you can guess who this is!

You are mistaken Colonel, the next CEO is this man:

[bIG A*S PHOTO]

12 points if you can guess who this is!

You?

I hope it is Jonathan Ive as well, he seems well suited, and hopefully will continue on the legacy! Long live Apple!

You?

...no!

It's Tom Arnold. You now have -12 points. I am keeping score.

macrocks: -12

Me: 2.43

Prawker: 2.42

Its "Tom Arnold"

12 points please

Awe...

Jon and Steve make a.. umm... "cute?" couple. I do have to admit, I can stomach those stupid black turtlenecks better than that dumpy gray t-shirt.

Don't you remember 2005 when Steve Jobs had cancer and for a moment he thought he was gonna die? I mean, it is a lot possible that in that moment he had already decided who would substitute him, might have even written that somewhere, I don't know. It's plausable.

You are mistaken Colonel, the next CEO is this man:

12 points if you can guess who this is!

TOM MOTHER{censored}ING ARNOLD!!!

He's a {censored}.

Don't you remember 2005 when Steve Jobs had cancer and for a moment he thought he was gonna die? I mean, it is a lot possible that in that moment he had already decided who would substitute him, might have even written that somewhere, I don't know. It's plausable.

look closely. Ive =steve jobs without glasses

That guy is HOT

^

Just goes to show even nerds have crushes.

Ballmer, CEO of Apple Inc. on the WWDC 2008:

I f we were to allow Mr Ballmer Be Apple CEO...He would want us to "Give It Up For Him" AGAIN! the first time was bad enough!

When i was looking through the MacRumour Website the other day, i i though NOWBODY could replace Steve (JESUS) Jobs..but looking at the photo of him and Mr Jobs, it looks quiet good...

Not a very catchy name though.....Jonothan Ive....... bit of a big name...

Not a very catchy name though.....Jonothan Ive....... bit of a big name...

He'll shorten it to something catchy like J.Ive, or Jive.

Phil Shiller?