~pcwiz Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Open Terminal, type in: emacs Hit enter, and then press X and Escape together. At the M-x prompt, enter: doctor Now you can start having a conversation with the doctor. He's really annoying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbz Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 lolol wtf?!? made me giggle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soündless Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 it refers you to a good samartian website if you claim to be suicidal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suhail Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 He is rude aswell Me: You are a failDoc: Is it because of your plans that you say I am a fail? Me: You are a fail Doc: Maybe your life have something to do with this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~pcwiz Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 Doctor is indeed extremely rude. He was asking nasty things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numberzz Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Earlier you said you love your sexytime? hell yeah {censored} Perhaps you could watch your tongue! watch your mom Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are going through all this? no Are you sure that you play with your {censored} a lot? yes, i am Do you really think you love your sexytime? yeah, i do Perhaps this has something to do with your sex life? isn't having sex every day healthy Talk about something about your sexual history. well, i lost my virginity when i was 11 to a fat waitress, i haven't been happy since Can you elaborate on that? why yes i can. i went to a bar and there was this fat waitress. she said that she's making a pubey salad and she needs some of my special dressing. and it gets worse from there Is it because of hangups you have that you say and it gets worse from there? yeah, i dont connect with anyone anymore Earlier you said bout me smoke some meth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(MoC) Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Yeah, it's bad when you got that....... In the spirit of Numberzz's vulagrism with the doctor. I gave it a shot and it wanted to bang me... Please, get your mind out of the gutter. Get your mom out of the gutter Is it because of your life that you are going through all this? No, I have a life. You have a life in my active processes. YOU ARE MY {censored}! Such lewdness is not appreciated. Oh really?! Can you elaborate on that? I hate your coding Why do you hate my coding? Because you continously crash Does it bother you that I continously crash? No {censored} Would you please watch your tongue! I said that I already did, you homoprocessual When did you first know that you already did me homoprocessual? WHAT THE {censored}!! I SAID YOU HAVE ONE PROCESS NOT THAT YOU ARE A {censored} SCRIPT. ITS EITHER OT Is the fact that I am a {censored} script its either ot the real reason? It was a typo. *or Is it because of the people you hang around with that you say it was a typo or?.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 That's been in OS X for like... ever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Software Updater Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 I gotta try this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scj312 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each timeyou are finished talking, type RET twice. i have a problem with OS X Why do you say you have a problem with os x? because im running it on a pc Is it because you are running it on a pc that you came to me? well no {censored} why else would I run it I would appreciate it if you would watch your tongue! what is this the white house? Earlier you said you are running it on a pc? yeah, which means you are too too what ? running on a pc Maybe your plans have something to do with this. i installed this so yes Is it because of your life that you say you installed this so yes? are you saying my life blows? your life blows because you cant get blown Does it bother you that I cant get blown? WTF? Im not {censored} You mentioned that you are running it on a pc? yeah Can you elaborate on that? I installed Kalyway 10.5.1 and it all worked out of the box. Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are going through all this? nope im the only one who runs os x What makes you believe that? i know that Perhaps you could continue. i will continue running os x thank you very much Are you sure that I cant get blown? yeah you have ED How do you reconcile problems at school? i dont go to school Tell me about your school. I DONT GO TO {censored} SCHOOL YOU NEED TO SEE AN EAR DOCTOR Do you really think I might want to see an ear doctor? yes I see... Well, what makes you think this is so? CAN YOU HEAR ME? HELLLOOOOOOOO Go on, don't be afraid. {censored} you Please, avoid such unwholesome thoughts. I don't run OSx86 but I thought it might get him aggravated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prawker Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(MoC) Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Even Better by Me: I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each timeyou are finished talking, type RET twice. I don't need you I need to {censored} your daughter Why do you say that? Because, I do Can you elaborate on that? No, {censored}off What makes you believe {censored}off? YOU I would appreciate it if you would continue. Continue my {censored} Are you afraid of sex? No, after doing your wife I had to move on somehow. Tell me something about my family. You are a script. You are more idiotic than a 486. Maybe your plans have something to do with this. No, my plans are to bang your daughter, {censored}head Is it because of your life that you say your plans are to bang my daughter {censored}head? Yeah, people do these types of things you homosexual. I don't understand. I know Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are going through all this? Yeah, they are called {censored} Are you sure that yeah they are called {censored}? No {censored}! Perhaps you could watch your tongue! No, not really Is it because of problems at school that you say not really? I have no problems at school. Everyone is my {censored}, including you, {censored}head process. Tell me about your school. It's fairly clean, with nice {censored}. How do you reconcile any hobbies you have? I do them Do you really think you do them? I'm doing it now. Learn2Code Is it because of your sex life that you say you are doing it now learn2code? No, I don't believe that looking at a laptop makes me horny. Do you get horny often? Around women. Perhaps this has something to do with hangups you have? Hangups, buddy, you are a mess What makes you think hangups buddy I am a mess? You are asking me about my sex life and you are running as a process Please, avoid such unwholesome thoughts. Why, you don't seem to care. What do you think? I don't give a {censored} Talk about more about your sexual history. Yes, I currently {censored}ed your daughter and her daughter, savvy? Would you please discuss your sex life... I just did, homo Earlier you said you were horny? Yes, for {censored}, don't come on to me you pos. Possibly your inhibitions are related to this. No Why not? What the {censored} kind of question is that. Go on, don't be afraid. WITH WHAT YOU DUMBASS Is it because of some problems in your childhood that you say with what me dumbass? No Does it bother you that I ask that? Does it bother you that your daughter is pregnant? Is it because my daughter is pregnant that you came to me? Yeah, abortion time! You mentioned that you were horny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 :censored2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prawker Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 what the fail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(MoC) Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 :poster_spam: :poster_spam: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socal swimmer Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 NO! NOT SPAM! this is really funny. I didn't know about this and I found it quite funny. don't hate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Software Updater Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 It wont work for me. Open Terminal, type in:emac{censored} enter, and then press X and Escape together. At the M-x prompt, enter:doctorNow you can start having a conversation with the doctor. He's really annoying Oh I got it to work, it works better to hold down escape then hit X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackbird_n1 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 haha lol, he isn't bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSn1™ Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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