Numberzz Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 You have to check out this website, it's hilarious and for real. The FAQ is funny as well. The Flat Earth Society FAQ Q: "Why do the all the world Governments say the Earth is round?" A: It's a conspiracy Q: "What about NASA? Don't they have photos to prove that the Earth is round?" A: NASA is part of the conspiracy too. The photos are faked. Q: "Why has no-one taken a photo of the Earth that proves it is flat?" A: The government prevents people from getting close enough to the Ice Wall to take a picture. Q: "How did NASA create these images with the computer technology available at the time?" A: Since NASA did not send rockets into space, they instead spent the money on developing advanced computers and imaging software instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDRacer48 Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA.... That shows a flat oval earth. Everyone knows the earth is a flat trapezoid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SticMAC™ Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Next thing is.... people telling me Unicorns aren't PINK!!?? SticMAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bwhsh8r Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 LMFAO! this is the pinnacle of internet right here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(MoC) Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 LMFAO! this is the pinnacle of internet right here AGREE XD XD XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cringemaster Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 I just lold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djet Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Couldn't this be destroyed by taking one place ride? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groudon185p Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 PWND!!! FAILZ!!! TOTAL OBLITERATED!!! this wasnt me by the way look at this thread... http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index...g22714#msg22714 this person wants pics of this "ice wall" that surrounds the earth just look at the math and his theory they are so pwned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Smart Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I once visited a very large lake on a holiday, it was so large you could see ever so slightly the curve of the earth on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(MoC) Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 It's math man. Seriously, they can't make an ice wall. We would have found out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numberzz Posted June 1, 2008 Author Share Posted June 1, 2008 I was reading the thread that groudon185p provided, and some of it is really funny. Wait, can you REALLY not provide me ANY tangible evidence of this huge wall of ice? The oceans are still full of water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Marvin Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 Ah, this is solid gold! Just shows how even the most stupid conspiricy theories have mindless followers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apowerr Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 They're all trolls, I don't think any of them actually believe that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djet Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 groudon, one of the guys actually made a good post in response.... still a load of {censored} though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seven Silhouette Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Holy {censored}. This is gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Marvin Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 I have to say, these guys have done a very good job of thinking about everything. I was going to make a post about seasons and weather, and how a flat earth would reach a thermal equilibrium, but then I read the explanation about the rotation of the sun. They've covered themselves pretty good! One thing they can't explain though: parralax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(MoC) Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 I have to say, these guys have done a very good job of thinking about everything.I was going to make a post about seasons and weather, and how a flat earth would reach a thermal equilibrium, but then I read the explanation about the rotation of the sun. They've covered themselves pretty good! One thing they can't explain though: parralax. They never will explain it. Two logical things in my opinion. 1. They keep referring to "the government". There is no global government! Are they saying this only affects the US? 2. They keep referring to "NASA invested money in imaging rather than space exploration". Uh, yeah, great, are we forgetting Russia. Russia, my friends, were the first in space and they had data. Even if there was a conspiracy they would have found out. Remember the time when the US gvmt. said Area 51 was fake. Russia took satellite images and posted them on mass media the next day as one giant slap. Are these flat Earth idiots serious!!!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomo Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 I seriously think I Just peed my pants. EVERYTHING IS A CONSPIRACY. WE ARE LIVING A LIE!! hahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solaar Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 I think their skulls are also perfectly flat right above the eyebrows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Embio Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 my favourite bit of that site is words to the effect of 'whats the motivation for this?' 'unknown - probably money' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmdshft Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 I am necroposting/necrobumping this. I am a moderator there now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylamrin Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 But I always thought that the earth was shaped as a pyramid, wait, hang on, not a pyramid, it resembles the frustum of a cone... LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
booger_sniffer5000 Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 I love how they refer to each other as brothers, and believe that they are the only ones who know "the truth". Where do they get these ideas anyways? The ignorance of some people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peach-os Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 now after it´s proofed we could sue some airlines because they´ve made a lot of money flying weired routes over greenland although they knew the earth is flat! bastards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
splits Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 Q: "What's underneath the Earth?" aka "What's on the bottom?" aka "What's on the other side?" A: This is unknown. Some believe it to be just rocks, others believe the Earth rests on the back of four elephants and a turtle. OMFG!!! I'm so gonna make my wife believe this this site! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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