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The Earth is Flat!

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You have to check out this website, it's hilarious and for real. The FAQ is funny as well.

 

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The Flat Earth Society

FAQ

 

Q: "Why do the all the world Governments say the Earth is round?"

 

A: It's a conspiracy

 

Q: "What about NASA? Don't they have photos to prove that the Earth is round?"

 

A: NASA is part of the conspiracy too. The photos are faked.

 

Q: "Why has no-one taken a photo of the Earth that proves it is flat?"

 

A: The government prevents people from getting close enough to the Ice Wall to take a picture.

 

Q: "How did NASA create these images with the computer technology available at the time?"

 

A: Since NASA did not send rockets into space, they instead spent the money on developing advanced computers and imaging software instead

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AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA....

 

That shows a flat oval earth. Everyone knows the earth is a flat trapezoid...

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LMFAO!

 

 

this is the pinnacle of internet right here

 

AGREE XD XD XD

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AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

I once visited a very large lake on a holiday, it was so large you could see ever so slightly the curve of the earth on it.

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It's math man. Seriously, they can't make an ice wall. We would have found out. :wacko:

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I was reading the thread that groudon185p provided, and some of it is really funny.

Wait, can you REALLY not provide me ANY tangible evidence of this huge wall of ice?

 

The oceans are still full of water.

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groudon, one of the guys actually made a good post in response.... still a load of {censored} though.

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I have to say, these guys have done a very good job of thinking about everything.

I was going to make a post about seasons and weather, and how a flat earth would reach a thermal equilibrium, but then I read the explanation about the rotation of the sun. They've covered themselves pretty good!

 

One thing they can't explain though: parralax.

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I have to say, these guys have done a very good job of thinking about everything.

I was going to make a post about seasons and weather, and how a flat earth would reach a thermal equilibrium, but then I read the explanation about the rotation of the sun. They've covered themselves pretty good!

 

One thing they can't explain though: parralax.

 

They never will explain it. Two logical things in my opinion.

 

1. They keep referring to "the government". There is no global government! Are they saying this only affects the US?

2. They keep referring to "NASA invested money in imaging rather than space exploration". Uh, yeah, great, are we forgetting Russia. Russia, my friends, were the first in space and they had data. Even if there was a conspiracy they would have found out. Remember the time when the US gvmt. said Area 51 was fake. Russia took satellite images and posted them on mass media the next day as one giant slap. Are these flat Earth idiots serious!!!?

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I seriously think I Just peed my pants. EVERYTHING IS A CONSPIRACY. WE ARE LIVING A LIE!! hahahah

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my favourite bit of that site is words to the effect of 'whats the motivation for this?' 'unknown - probably money'

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But I always thought that the earth was shaped as a pyramid, wait, hang on, not a pyramid, it resembles the frustum of a cone... LOL :P

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I love how they refer to each other as brothers, and believe that they are the only ones who know "the truth". Where do they get these ideas anyways? The ignorance of some people. ;)

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now after it´s proofed we could sue some airlines because they´ve made a lot of money flying weired routes over greenland although they knew the earth is flat! bastards! :D

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Q: "What's underneath the Earth?" aka "What's on the bottom?" aka "What's on the other side?"

 

A: This is unknown. Some believe it to be just rocks, others believe the Earth rests on the back of four elephants and a turtle.

 

OMFG!!! I'm so gonna make my wife believe this this site!

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