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George W. Bush's Fate in Hell...


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George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the

devil is

waiting for him. I don't know what to do here" says the devil. "you are on

my list but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so

I'll tell you what I'm going to do. "I have got three folks here who weren't

quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their

place. I'll even let you decide who leaves".

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.


The devil opened the first door, in it was Richard Nixon and a large

pool of

water. He kept diving and surfacing over and over and over. Such was his

fate in hell. "No" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer

and don't think I could do that all day long.


The devil led him to the next room. in it was Tony Blair with a sledge

hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer time after

time after time. "No I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in

constant agony if all I would was break rocks all day. "commented George.


The devil opened a third door. in it George saw Bill Clinton lying on the

floor.. Bent over him was Monica Llewinsky, doing what she does best.

George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said. "Yeah,

I can handle this"


The devil smiled and said...........

"OK Monica you are free to go".

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