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From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

Air France Flight 358 (also known as the Miracle Flight, Toronto Miracle, and Miracle Crash), an Airbus A340 airliner, departed Paris without incident at 11:53UTC August 2, 2005, later touching down on runway 24L-06R at Toronto Pearson International Airport at 20:01 UTC. The aircraft failed to stop and plunged into a nearby shallow ravine, coming to rest and bursting into flames approximately 200 metres past the end of the runway. The Airbus A340-313X had 309 people aboard (297 passengers and 12 crew), all of whom survived without life-threatening injuries.

 

Many flights departing and arriving at Pearson were cancelled, and many subsequent flights to Toronto were diverted to other Canadian airports in Ottawa, London, Hamilton, Montreal, and Winnipeg [1], as well as Syracuse, New York [2]. Flights from Vancouver were turned back. Some 540 flights were cancelled.

 

The crash of Air France Flight 358 was the biggest crisis to hit Toronto Pearson since the airport's involvement in Operation Yellow Ribbon.

stryder
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374 - hmm... 3 minus seven is -4, first number plus last number is middle number, uh second number minus third number is first number. second number minus first number is third number. Screw it, all three just add up to 14.

 

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