(MoC) Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Sabr opened up his refridgerator to find a very ominous chilled action figure resembling Lou Barlow. Sabr knew something was wrong. He never liked Lou, neither does his cat. Hmmm! So Sabr starts to do the 007 theme while he holds a pretend gun at the fridge. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/5/#findComment-863883 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numberzz Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Sabr opened up his refridgerator to find a very ominous chilled action figure resembling Lou Barlow. Sabr knew something was wrong. He never liked Lou, neither does his cat. Hmmm! So Sabr starts to do the 007 theme while he holds a pretend gun at the fridge. Numberzz showed up, right in front of the fridge, scared, he rushed off to China, killed their Premier, and became the Premier of China himself. How's that for random Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/5/#findComment-863907 Share on other sites More sharing options...
(MoC) Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Sabr opened up his refridgerator to find a very ominous chilled action figure resembling Lou Barlow. Sabr knew something was wrong. He never liked Lou, neither does his cat. Hmmm! So Sabr starts to do the 007 theme while he holds a pretend gun at the fridge. Numberzz showed up, right in front of the fridge, scared, he rushed off to China, killed their Premier, and became the Premier of China himself. Then MoC starts Battlefield 2, clicks on the China map to start a game, and loads his sniper rifle carefully. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/5/#findComment-863955 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatshitcat Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Sabr opened up his refridgerator to find a very ominous chilled action figure resembling Lou Barlow. Sabr knew something was wrong. He never liked Lou, neither does his cat. Hmmm! So Sabr starts to do the 007 theme while he holds a pretend gun at the fridge. Numberzz showed up, right in front of the fridge, scared, he rushed off to China, killed their Premier, and became the Premier of China himself. Then MoC starts Battlefield 2, clicks on the China map to start a game, and loads his sniper rifle carefully. He didn't hear Sabr behind him. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/5/#findComment-864133 Share on other sites More sharing options...
djet Posted August 21, 2008 Author Share Posted August 21, 2008 Sabr opened up his refridgerator to find a very ominous chilled action figure resembling Lou Barlow. Sabr knew something was wrong. He never liked Lou, neither does his cat. Hmmm! So Sabr starts to do the 007 theme while he holds a pretend gun at the fridge. Numberzz showed up, right in front of the fridge, scared, he rushed off to China, killed their Premier, and became the Premier of China himself. Then MoC starts Battlefield 2, clicks on the China map to start a game, and loads his sniper rifle carefully. He didn't hear Sabr behind him. He screams, "How dare you take away mah storie!" Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/5/#findComment-864492 Share on other sites More sharing options...
(MoC) Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Sabr opened up his refridgerator to find a very ominous chilled action figure resembling Lou Barlow. Sabr knew something was wrong. He never liked Lou, neither does his cat. Hmmm! So Sabr starts to do the 007 theme while he holds a pretend gun at the fridge. Numberzz showed up, right in front of the fridge, scared, he rushed off to China, killed their Premier, and became the Premier of China himself. Then MoC starts Battlefield 2, clicks on the China map to start a game, and loads his sniper rifle carefully. He didn't hear Sabr behind him. He screams, "How dare you take away mah storie!" I just blindfold and tie down Sabr and give him my iPod to listen to, so Sabr starts to sing "I dont wanna do this anymore..". [sorry Sabr, no hard feelings] Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/5/#findComment-864509 Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylamrin Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Sabr opened up his refridgerator to find a very ominous chilled action figure resembling Lou Barlow. Sabr knew something was wrong. He never liked Lou, neither does his cat. Hmmm! So Sabr starts to do the 007 theme while he holds a pretend gun at the fridge. Numberzz showed up, right in front of the fridge, scared, he rushed off to China, killed their Premier, and became the Premier of China himself. Then MoC starts Battlefield 2, clicks on the China map to start a game, and loads his sniper rifle carefully. He didn't hear Sabr behind him. He screams, "How dare you take away mah storie!" I just blindfold and tie down Sabr and give him my iPod to listen to, so Sabr starts to sing "I dont wanna do this anymore..". As Sabr continued with his song, he realised that he is hungry, which brought the thought of the refrigerator back into his memory. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/5/#findComment-871867 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatshitcat Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Sabr opened up his refridgerator to find a very ominous chilled action figure resembling Lou Barlow. Sabr knew something was wrong. He never liked Lou, neither does his cat. Hmmm! So Sabr starts to do the 007 theme while he holds a pretend gun at the fridge. Numberzz showed up, right in front of the fridge, scared, he rushed off to China, killed their Premier, and became the Premier of China himself. Then MoC starts Battlefield 2, clicks on the China map to start a game, and loads his sniper rifle carefully. He didn't hear Sabr behind him. He screams, "How dare you take away mah storie!" I just blindfold and tie down Sabr and give him my iPod to listen to, so Sabr starts to sing "I dont wanna do this anymore..". As Sabr continued with his song, he realised that he is hungry, which brought the thought of the refrigerator back into his memory. Sabr's cat was still meowing in front of the fridge. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/5/#findComment-871910 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Marvin Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Sabr's cat was still meowing in front of the fridge when it burst into flames. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/5/#findComment-872173 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzie's Soliloquy Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Sabr's cat was still meowing in front of the fridge when it burst into flames. "That's no good for a fridge!", Sabr yelled as all of his chilled goods warmed up uncontrollably. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/5/#findComment-872183 Share on other sites More sharing options...
djet Posted August 28, 2008 Author Share Posted August 28, 2008 Sabr's cat was still meowing in front of the fridge when it burst into flames. "That's no good for a fridge!", Sabr yelled as all of his chilled goods warmed up uncontrollably. He grabbed the cat and placed it under his heatsink. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/5/#findComment-872339 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzie's Soliloquy Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Sabr's cat was still meowing in front of the fridge when it burst into flames. "That's no good for a fridge!", Sabr yelled as all of his chilled goods warmed up uncontrollably. He grabbed the cat and placed it under his heatsink. After finding rather severe burns on his extremities, he decided that picking up an ablaze feline was a bad idea. He couldn't type for weeks. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/5/#findComment-872369 Share on other sites More sharing options...
djet Posted August 29, 2008 Author Share Posted August 29, 2008 Sabr's cat was still meowing in front of the fridge when it burst into flames. "That's no good for a fridge!", Sabr yelled as all of his chilled goods warmed up uncontrollably. He grabbed the cat and placed it under his heatsink. After finding rather severe burns on his extremities, he decided that picking up an ablaze feline was a bad idea. He couldn't type for weeks. So he had to resort to pecking away with the tip of his noze while all his food tasted like burnt hair, and the veterinarian inspection of the barely alive cat was over 100$, due to increasing prices of CAT scans. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/5/#findComment-872414 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatshitcat Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Sabr's cat was still meowing in front of the fridge when it burst into flames. "That's no good for a fridge!", Sabr yelled as all of his chilled goods warmed up uncontrollably. He grabbed the cat and placed it under his heatsink. After finding rather severe burns on his extremities, he decided that picking up an ablaze feline was a bad idea. He couldn't type for weeks. So he had to resort to pecking away with the tip of his noze while all his food tasted like burnt hair, and the veterinarian inspection of the barely alive cat was over 100$, due to increasing prices of CAT scans. One day though, after noticing his PC was running smoother, he found the cat was gone. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/5/#findComment-872614 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superhai Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Sabr's cat was still meowing in front of the fridge when it burst into flames. "That's no good for a fridge!", Sabr yelled as all of his chilled goods warmed up uncontrollably. He grabbed the cat and placed it under his heatsink. After finding rather severe burns on his extremities, he decided that picking up an ablaze feline was a bad idea. He couldn't type for weeks. So he had to resort to pecking away with the tip of his noze while all his food tasted like burnt hair, and the veterinarian inspection of the barely alive cat was over 100$, due to increasing prices of CAT scans. One day though, after noticing his PC was running smoother, he found the cat was gone. And then I realized that I had misspelled this website, and was on insanelycat.com. So time for a new story! Once upon a time there lived a small... Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/5/#findComment-872761 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatshitcat Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Once upon a time there lived a small guy inside mars. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/5/#findComment-873006 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzie's Soliloquy Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Once upon a time there lived a small guy inside mars. A Small lonely guy, to be precise, his only friends were the mound of nougat, caramel and chocolate that surrounded him, and he held deep suspicions that they were part of some close-knit community that they hadn't asked him to join in on. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/5/#findComment-873181 Share on other sites More sharing options...
djet Posted August 30, 2008 Author Share Posted August 30, 2008 Once upon a time there lived a small guy inside mars. A Small lonely guy, to be precise, his only friends were the mound of nougat, caramel and chocolate that surrounded him, and he held deep suspicions that they were part of some close-knit community that they hadn't asked him to join in on. He became increasingly sure of this as he heard them "snickering" behind his back. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/5/#findComment-874163 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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