Superhai Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 A little 3 year old girl went to the park with her mom. Then the little girl saw a mouse and gave it a cookie. What she didn't know was that the little mouse had superpowers. It started singing St. Peppers. Then she saw skyhighmac and said hi. Distracting him from his train of thought,he threw a rock at her. He pulled out an AK.....headshot! Then Prawker passes by. Looking at the singing 3 year old brought a small tear to his, and forced him to break out into a chorus of "I will Always Love You" by Whitney wink_anim.gif The mouse hates Whitney by all of his heart. Suddenly out of nowhere Superhai comes in with a Trojan horse and stops Prawker from singing by giving him a BSOD. Prawker uses his magical editing powers to throw it back at Superhai and messes the letters around and gives him a BSTOD. Then Suhail comes in with his 1337 Tech Team skills and stops the {censored} by banning both their IPs for 24 hours. Suddenly, Macgirl comes out of nowhere and gives him an uber-ban. Then out of nowhere pops up Swad with his über n00b-banning powers and he bans pcwiz. Numberzz then gets news that pcwiz is banned and goes on a quest to seek out the unbanning potion, it's said in the holy bibe of Jobs that a leopard is guarding the entrance to where the potion is. Numberzz, the smart one, then used one of his many iPhones and MacBook Airs to distract the leopard, but he used the unbanning potion on himself on Waffles. What noone knew was that the mouse with superpowers was a mighty mouse, and everyone knows a mighty mouse have everything... even unbanning potions! Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/3/#findComment-682874 Share on other sites More sharing options...
(MoC) Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 A little 3 year old girl went to the park with her mom. Then the little girl saw a mouse and gave it a cookie. What she didn't know was that the little mouse had superpowers. It started singing St. Peppers. Then she saw skyhighmac and said hi. Distracting him from his train of thought,he threw a rock at her. He pulled out an AK.....headshot! Then Prawker passes by. Looking at the singing 3 year old brought a small tear to his, and forced him to break out into a chorus of "I will Always Love You" by Whitney wink_anim.gif The mouse hates Whitney by all of his heart. Suddenly out of nowhere Superhai comes in with a Trojan horse and stops Prawker from singing by giving him a BSOD. Prawker uses his magical editing powers to throw it back at Superhai and messes the letters around and gives him a BSTOD. Then Suhail comes in with his 1337 Tech Team skills and stops the {censored} by banning both their IPs for 24 hours. Suddenly, Macgirl comes out of nowhere and gives him an uber-ban. Then out of nowhere pops up Swad with his über n00b-banning powers and he bans pcwiz. Numberzz then gets news that pcwiz is banned and goes on a quest to seek out the unbanning potion, it's said in the holy bibe of Jobs that a leopard is guarding the entrance to where the potion is. Numberzz, the smart one, then used one of his many iPhones and MacBook Airs to distract the leopard, but he used the unbanning potion on himself on Waffles. What noone knew was that the mouse with superpowers was a mighty mouse, and everyone knows a mighty mouse have everything... even unbanning potions! Then Think Mark shows up trying to hump the mouse because he still didn't get the sex out of his head from a page ago. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/3/#findComment-682880 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dermatea Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 A little 3 year old girl went to the park with her mom. Then the little girl saw a mouse and gave it a cookie. What she didn't know was that the little mouse had superpowers. It started singing St. Peppers. Then she saw skyhighmac and said hi. Distracting him from his train of thought,he threw a rock at her. He pulled out an AK.....headshot! Then Prawker passes by. Looking at the singing 3 year old brought a small tear to his, and forced him to break out into a chorus of "I will Always Love You" by Whitney wink_anim.gif The mouse hates Whitney by all of his heart. Suddenly out of nowhere Superhai comes in with a Trojan horse and stops Prawker from singing by giving him a BSOD. Prawker uses his magical editing powers to throw it back at Superhai and messes the letters around and gives him a BSTOD. Then Suhail comes in with his 1337 Tech Team skills and stops the {censored} by banning both their IPs for 24 hours. Suddenly, Macgirl comes out of nowhere and gives him an uber-ban. Then out of nowhere pops up Swad with his über n00b-banning powers and he bans pcwiz. Numberzz then gets news that pcwiz is banned and goes on a quest to seek out the unbanning potion, it's said in the holy bibe of Jobs that a leopard is guarding the entrance to where the potion is. Numberzz, the smart one, then used one of his many iPhones and MacBook Airs to distract the leopard, but he used the unbanning potion on himself on Waffles. What noone knew was that the mouse with superpowers was a mighty mouse, and everyone knows a mighty mouse have everything... even unbanning potions! Then Think Mark shows up trying to hump the mouse because he still didn't get the sex out of his head from a page ago. However, Think Mark couldn't satisfy even a mouse, cuz' his e-{censored} is too small. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/3/#findComment-682938 Share on other sites More sharing options...
djet Posted March 26, 2008 Author Share Posted March 26, 2008 A little 3 year old girl went to the park with her mom. Then the little girl saw a mouse and gave it a cookie. What she didn't know was that the little mouse had superpowers. It started singing St. Peppers. Then she saw skyhighmac and said hi. Distracting him from his train of thought,he threw a rock at her. He pulled out an AK.....headshot! Then Prawker passes by. Looking at the singing 3 year old brought a small tear to his, and forced him to break out into a chorus of "I will Always Love You" by Whitney wink_anim.gif The mouse hates Whitney by all of his heart. Suddenly out of nowhere Superhai comes in with a Trojan horse and stops Prawker from singing by giving him a BSOD. Prawker uses his magical editing powers to throw it back at Superhai and messes the letters around and gives him a BSTOD. Then Suhail comes in with his 1337 Tech Team skills and stops the {censored} by banning both their IPs for 24 hours. Suddenly, Macgirl comes out of nowhere and gives him an uber-ban. Then out of nowhere pops up Swad with his über n00b-banning powers and he bans pcwiz. Numberzz then gets news that pcwiz is banned and goes on a quest to seek out the unbanning potion, it's said in the holy bibe of Jobs that a leopard is guarding the entrance to where the potion is. Numberzz, the smart one, then used one of his many iPhones and MacBook Airs to distract the leopard, but he used the unbanning potion on himself on Waffles. What noone knew was that the mouse with superpowers was a mighty mouse, and everyone knows a mighty mouse have everything... even unbanning potions! Then Think Mark shows up trying to hump the mouse because he still didn't get the sex out of his head from a page ago. However, Think Mark couldn't satisfy even a mouse, cuz' his e-{censored} is too small. Suddenly, Djet comes out of nowhere and threatens all of them with the prospect of a new story because of the way the story is going, thus causing his ePenis to grow so fast that it knocks Think Mark over. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/3/#findComment-683016 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superhai Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 This story made me so scared that i peed. So time for a new! Once upon a time a small chicken lived outside a red house in a small village. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/3/#findComment-684543 Share on other sites More sharing options...
djet Posted March 27, 2008 Author Share Posted March 27, 2008 Once upon a time a small chicken lived outside a red house in a small village. That chicken just heard the sound of the oven preheating. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/3/#findComment-684563 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatshitcat Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Once upon a time a small chicken lived outside a red house in a small village. That chicken just heard the sound of the oven preheating. It was its sister. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/3/#findComment-686420 Share on other sites More sharing options...
djet Posted March 29, 2008 Author Share Posted March 29, 2008 Once upon a time a small chicken lived outside a red house in a small village. That chicken just heard the sound of the oven preheating. It was its sister. Then the chicken saw another one go running past saying, "The sky is falling!" (In an effort to bump up the Pizazz, I'm now using a smiley in every post.....) Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/3/#findComment-688111 Share on other sites More sharing options...
(MoC) Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 Once upon a time a small chicken lived outside a red house in a small village. That chicken just heard the sound of the oven preheating. It was its sister. Then the chicken saw another one go running past saying, "The sky is falling!". Sadly, the chicken just came from Walmart and is still traumatized. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/3/#findComment-689023 Share on other sites More sharing options...
djet Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 Once upon a time a small chicken lived outside a red house in a small village. That chicken just heard the sound of the oven preheating. It was its sister. Then the chicken saw another one go running past saying, "The sky is falling!". Sadly, the chicken just came from Walmart and is still traumatized. Not suprisingly, that chicken was genetically enhanced. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/3/#findComment-691224 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numberzz Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Once upon a time a small chicken lived outside a red house in a small village. That chicken just heard the sound of the oven preheating. It was its sister. Then the chicken saw another one go running past saying, "The sky is falling!". Sadly, the chicken just came from Walmart and is still traumatized. Not suprisingly, that chicken was genetically enhanced. President Bush does not condone this behavior, they needed to fight; BOOH-BAH-the chicken shot at the president, but the president was ready: WA WA WA. {censored} it. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/3/#findComment-691268 Share on other sites More sharing options...
djet Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 Once upon a time a small chicken lived outside a red house in a small village. That chicken just heard the sound of the oven preheating. It was its sister. Then the chicken saw another one go running past saying, "The sky is falling!". Sadly, the chicken just came from Walmart and is still traumatized. Not suprisingly, that chicken was genetically enhanced. The chicken then used its genetically enhanced testicles to rape Numberzz. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/3/#findComment-691699 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superhai Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Once upon a time a small chicken lived outside a red house in a small village. That chicken just heard the sound of the oven preheating. It was its sister. Then the chicken saw another one go running past saying, "The sky is falling!". Sadly, the chicken just came from Walmart and is still traumatized. Not surprisingly, that chicken was genetically enhanced. The chicken then used its genetically enhanced testicles to rape Numberzz. Everybody from InsanelyMac cheered at the chicken and they even voted the chicken their favorite news team member. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/3/#findComment-691714 Share on other sites More sharing options...
puckslinger Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Once upon a time a small chicken lived outside a red house in a small village. That chicken just heard the sound of the oven preheating. It was its sister. Then the chicken saw another one go running past saying, "The sky is falling!". Sadly, the chicken just came from Walmart and is still traumatized. Not surprisingly, that chicken was genetically enhanced. The chicken then used its genetically enhanced testicles to rape Numberzz. Everybody from InsanelyMac cheered at the chicken and they even voted the chicken their favorite news team member. Numberzz decided unstead of getting mad, he'd get even! Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/3/#findComment-691753 Share on other sites More sharing options...
djet Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 Once upon a time a small chicken lived outside a red house in a small village. That chicken just heard the sound of the oven preheating. It was its sister. Then the chicken saw another one go running past saying, "The sky is falling!". Sadly, the chicken just came from Walmart and is still traumatized. Not surprisingly, that chicken was genetically enhanced. The chicken then used its genetically enhanced testicles to rape Numberzz. Everybody from InsanelyMac cheered at the chicken and they even voted the chicken their favorite news team member. Numberzz decided unstead of getting mad, he'd get even! So he got his own pair of testicles! Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/3/#findComment-692316 Share on other sites More sharing options...
(MoC) Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Once upon a time a small chicken lived outside a red house in a small village. That chicken just heard the sound of the oven preheating. It was its sister. Then the chicken saw another one go running past saying, "The sky is falling!". Sadly, the chicken just came from Walmart and is still traumatized. Not surprisingly, that chicken was genetically enhanced. The chicken then used its genetically enhanced testicles to rape Numberzz. Everybody from InsanelyMac cheered at the chicken and they even voted the chicken their favorite news team member. Numberzz decided unstead of getting mad, he'd get even! So he got his own pair of testicles! And now, with the enhanced powers of an erection lasting longer than four hours, Viagra, and Levitra, he goes after the chicken with a weird look on his face. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/3/#findComment-692363 Share on other sites More sharing options...
djet Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 Once upon a time a small chicken lived outside a red house in a small village. That chicken just heard the sound of the oven preheating. It was its sister. Then the chicken saw another one go running past saying, "The sky is falling!". Sadly, the chicken just came from Walmart and is still traumatized. Not surprisingly, that chicken was genetically enhanced. The chicken then used its genetically enhanced testicles to rape Numberzz. Everybody from InsanelyMac cheered at the chicken and they even voted the chicken their favorite news team member. Numberzz decided unstead of getting mad, he'd get even! So he got his own pair of testicles! And now, with the enhanced powers of an erection lasting longer than four hours, Viagra, and Levitra, he goes after the chicken with a weird look on his face. THe chicken punches him in the balls, thus knocking him unconscious. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/3/#findComment-692422 Share on other sites More sharing options...
(MoC) Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Once upon a time a small chicken lived outside a red house in a small village. That chicken just heard the sound of the oven preheating. It was its sister. Then the chicken saw another one go running past saying, "The sky is falling!". Sadly, the chicken just came from Walmart and is still traumatized. Not surprisingly, that chicken was genetically enhanced. The chicken then used its genetically enhanced testicles to rape Numberzz. Everybody from InsanelyMac cheered at the chicken and they even voted the chicken their favorite news team member. Numberzz decided unstead of getting mad, he'd get even! So he got his own pair of testicles! And now, with the enhanced powers of an erection lasting longer than four hours, Viagra, and Levitra, he goes after the chicken with a weird look on his face. THe chicken punches him in the balls, thus knocking him unconscious. But little did he know that the super-balls have a mind of their own so they stand up and shoot the chicken! :) Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/3/#findComment-692445 Share on other sites More sharing options...
djet Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 Once upon a time a small chicken lived outside a red house in a small village. That chicken just heard the sound of the oven preheating. It was its sister. Then the chicken saw another one go running past saying, "The sky is falling!". Sadly, the chicken just came from Walmart and is still traumatized. Not surprisingly, that chicken was genetically enhanced. The chicken then used its genetically enhanced testicles to rape Numberzz. Everybody from InsanelyMac cheered at the chicken and they even voted the chicken their favorite news team member. Numberzz decided unstead of getting mad, he'd get even! So he got his own pair of testicles! And now, with the enhanced powers of an erection lasting longer than four hours, Viagra, and Levitra, he goes after the chicken with a weird look on his face. THe chicken punches him in the balls, thus knocking him unconscious. But little did he know that the super-balls have a mind of their own so they stand up and shoot the chicken! With bullets! Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/3/#findComment-692485 Share on other sites More sharing options...
(MoC) Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Once upon a time a small chicken lived outside a red house in a small village. That chicken just heard the sound of the oven preheating. It was its sister. Then the chicken saw another one go running past saying, "The sky is falling!". Sadly, the chicken just came from Walmart and is still traumatized. Not surprisingly, that chicken was genetically enhanced. The chicken then used its genetically enhanced testicles to rape Numberzz. Everybody from InsanelyMac cheered at the chicken and they even voted the chicken their favorite news team member. Numberzz decided unstead of getting mad, he'd get even! So he got his own pair of testicles! And now, with the enhanced powers of an erection lasting longer than four hours, Viagra, and Levitra, he goes after the chicken with a weird look on his face. THe chicken punches him in the balls, thus knocking him unconscious. But little did he know that the super-balls have a mind of their own so they stand up and shoot the chicken! With bullets! Man bullets! Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/3/#findComment-692516 Share on other sites More sharing options...
djet Posted April 3, 2008 Author Share Posted April 3, 2008 Once upon a time a small chicken lived outside a red house in a small village. That chicken just heard the sound of the oven preheating. It was its sister. Then the chicken saw another one go running past saying, "The sky is falling!". Sadly, the chicken just came from Walmart and is still traumatized. Not surprisingly, that chicken was genetically enhanced. The chicken then used its genetically enhanced testicles to rape Numberzz. Everybody from InsanelyMac cheered at the chicken and they even voted the chicken their favorite news team member. Numberzz decided unstead of getting mad, he'd get even! So he got his own pair of testicles! And now, with the enhanced powers of an erection lasting longer than four hours, Viagra, and Levitra, he goes after the chicken with a weird look on his face. THe chicken punches him in the balls, thus knocking him unconscious. But little did he know that the super-balls have a mind of their own so they stand up and shoot the chicken! With bullets! Man bullets! MoC suddenly pops ups and asks, "What are man bullets?" Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/3/#findComment-694625 Share on other sites More sharing options...
(MoC) Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Once upon a time a small chicken lived outside a red house in a small village. That chicken just heard the sound of the oven preheating. It was its sister. Then the chicken saw another one go running past saying, "The sky is falling!". Sadly, the chicken just came from Walmart and is still traumatized. Not surprisingly, that chicken was genetically enhanced. The chicken then used its genetically enhanced testicles to rape Numberzz. Everybody from InsanelyMac cheered at the chicken and they even voted the chicken their favorite news team member. Numberzz decided unstead of getting mad, he'd get even! So he got his own pair of testicles! And now, with the enhanced powers of an erection lasting longer than four hours, Viagra, and Levitra, he goes after the chicken with a weird look on his face. THe chicken punches him in the balls, thus knocking him unconscious. But little did he know that the super-balls have a mind of their own so they stand up and shoot the chicken! With bullets! Man bullets! MoC suddenly pops ups and asks, "What are man bullets?" Then djet goes and starts {censored} the testicles because MoC ordered him to. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/3/#findComment-696533 Share on other sites More sharing options...
djet Posted August 10, 2008 Author Share Posted August 10, 2008 Long time no see in this topic...... New start: I logged on into my Macbook. *No innuendo, sexual references, nudity or anything else that would make this R Rated (besides pirates)* Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/3/#findComment-851890 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superhai Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 I logged on into my Macbook. But suddenly I felt the creeps. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/3/#findComment-851937 Share on other sites More sharing options...
(MoC) Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 I logged on into my Macbook. But suddenly I felt the creeps. But little did I know that Numberzz was creeping behind the shadows of my window. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/94849-story-1/page/3/#findComment-851955 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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