awwadofgum Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 A Girls first time Read it all first! As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. So... what were you thinking? XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k3nny Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Honi soit qui mal y pense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(MoC) Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 But how does the dentist thrust with the tweezers. My tooth got penetrated?!!!!!1 Anyway, that just made my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottAlpert Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Absolutely Genius. I laughed out loud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numberzz Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Yes, that was quite funny indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
U.C. Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatshitcat Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Nice. Made me chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suhail Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 I knew that was a dentist from the moment I read this sentence: His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(MoC) Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 It sounded a little something like this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alloutmacstoday Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Srsly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scj312 Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Software Updater Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Hahaha! I love post #10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awwadofgum Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 I'm glad you all love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jezz Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 lololololol i chuckled out loud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark4181 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 lol, someone needs to turn the image in post 10 into a two (or three) part motion .gif *kitten+shoe+caption* ~>then~> *black screen + "and den"* ~>then~> *laughing cat + "i lol'd"* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac_cute Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Lol....Very funny! ... @AllOutMacsToday I love that cat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awwadofgum Posted February 29, 2008 Author Share Posted February 29, 2008 lol, someone needs to turn the image in post 10 into a two (or three) part motion .gif *kitten+shoe+caption* ~>then~> *black screen + "and den"* ~>then~> *laughing cat + "i lol'd"* there you go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(MoC) Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Nice gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boot Camp Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Still laughing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackbird_n1 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 nice joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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