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Granted, but when you touch your {censored} to {censored} and *poof* its an iPhone!

 

:)

 

I wish Apple wouldn't overcharge for their computers so badly.

 

Granted! But pigs will fly first.

 

I wish I could afford a new car.

Granted, but the reincarnated Demonoid turns out to be a MediaDefender Inc. honeypot, and they now have details of everything you've shared. You get sued by the RIAA for hundreds of thousands of dollars.

 

I wish I had a hammer, so I could hammer in the morning...

Off topic: why is everybody obesessed with my iPhone and my {censored}? I knew this would come back and haunt me.

MY MACHINES

 

I wish I had a hammer, so I could hammer in the morning...

Granted, but your hammer comes with a sickle and the Americans beat you in the Space Race!

 

Wish you were here.

Granted, but is England 1 million years in the future, and earth is a barren wasteland.

 

I wish that InsanleyMac had faster servers, to eliminate the "sorry, server is busy" message, espically when you are trying to post! It screws up your post. (that just happened to me)

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