djet Posted November 12, 2007 Author Share Posted November 12, 2007 Granted but it's a CRT monitor and it falls on you! I wish I had a huge LCD monitor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Marvin Posted November 12, 2007 Share Posted November 12, 2007 Granted, but the monitor has 90% dead pixels I wish I had a 8800GTX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djet Posted November 13, 2007 Author Share Posted November 13, 2007 Granted, but it has a bomb fused to it! BOOM I wish I had a bomb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soündless Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 granted, but your stupid with it and it blows up on you i wish i lived on a halo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macgirl Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Granted but it ran on a SIS PC, it is so sluggish you die bored of it. I wish I had a genius (magic kind not the other). #2 again baby <_>Sorry, how do you mean? this: http://forum.insanelymac.com/index.php?act...&filter=ALL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alessandro17 Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 I wish I had a genius (magic kind not the other). Granted, but he is an evil one #2 again baby this: http://forum.insanelymac.com/index.php?act...&filter=ALL Oh, I see... I wish I could make friends in this stupid town stuck in the past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macgirl Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Granted, but now you wear clothes of the previous century I wish I had a nice dream. #2 again baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djet Posted November 15, 2007 Author Share Posted November 15, 2007 Doesn't matter what the dream was, you will still wake up. I wish I had some ice cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numberzz Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 Granted, but guess what, it's coffee flavor! I wish I had a heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soündless Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 granted, but you get a heart attack and die i wish i hads a bunny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob356 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 Granted, but the bunny is bunniccula! I wish I had a huge TV, with no dead pixles, was LCD, and worked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soündless Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 granted, it falls on you and you die. i wish condoms couldnt break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alessandro17 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 OT. I am a bit worried about you, Numberzz.You wish you knew how to live life, you wish you had a heart... do you need some counselling? i wish condoms couldnt break. Granted, there are some strong condoms (normally they are used for {censored} sex). I wish I had more money right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob356 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 granted, but it is stolen from the government for you, and you are arrested. I wish that my flash drive I ordered would come already! it was supposed to be here yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djet Posted November 16, 2007 Author Share Posted November 16, 2007 Granted, and you get really angry at the postal service, so the guy you talk to to complain decides to jump off a building, he lands on top of a cat, which pisses the dog off cause he was chasing the cat. The dog goes up and pees on a depressed ex-Republican Guard soldier from Iraq, who then decides to start a terror cell. This terror cell makes a plot to destroy the White House, which happens to be where the world leaders are meeting to discuss the environment. They are all killed, so the world results in anarchy, so Pakistan decides to nuke us, so we nuke, Russia, so Russia nukes China, and pretty soon the whole world is dead all because you wanted your flash drive to hurry up and come. I wish I had less time on my hands..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob356 Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 wow... I take it back, I don't want it quicker, let it take foreever. Granted, but your new activity is developing a super powerful Nuclar Bomb I wish the whole world wasn't dead anymore(last wish outcome) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macgirl Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 Granted but you need another planet this one is out of resources, you can't dye but this kind of life sucks. I wish I had no hangovers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numberzz Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 Granted, but you could never get wasted again. No one wants that. I wish that we will have a better president after Bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macgirl Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 Granted, but now you have to live in Mexico, where we have another bad president. I wish I had a fortune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apowerr Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 I wish I had a fortune. Granted, but... Hmm , I guess you're set! I wish I had a fortune too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numberzz Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 No. I wish that I had courage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apowerr Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 I wish that I had courage. I forgot how the Wizard of Oz went sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macgirl Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 And you forget to make a wish, so I granted one for you. You have a new car, but you live so near of you job and other places you visit frequently taht you need to put your car in a garage, but you haven't one soy you pay a rent for it. I wish I had a BlueRay disk drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob356 Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Granted, but it is broken, and dosent work, when you try to use it on your TV, it's brokenness travels to your tv and breaks that too! I wish I had a mogical transporter, so I could go anywhere in the world, instaltally, and then come back at will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macgirl Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Granted, but you can't control it precisely, so you end in rivers, jails, subway's rails. I wish I had a 12 megapixel camera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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