Special-K Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Granted, but it's topped with baby batter. I wish I had a Wii. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numberzz Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Granted, but Wii's suck. I wish I could make everything I touched turn into an iPhone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apowerr Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Granted, but when you touch your {censored} to {censored} and *poof* its an iPhone! I wish Apple wouldn't overcharge for their computers so badly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alessandro17 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Granted, but when you touch your {censored} to {censored} and *poof* its an iPhone! I wish Apple wouldn't overcharge for their computers so badly. Granted! But pigs will fly first. I wish I could afford a new car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apowerr Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 I wish I could afford a new car. Granted, you can afford a Chinese automobile; It will just be really unsafe and you will die if you get into an auto-wreck. I wish they used Euros in the States. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macgirl Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Granted but you can only buy french cheese I wish I had an iPhone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djet Posted November 9, 2007 Author Share Posted November 9, 2007 Granted, but it's an iPhone created from Numberzz touching his {censored} and it has "fluid" on it. I wish I had a Mac Pro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apowerr Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 I wish I had a Mac Pro. Granted... But it's a Mac Pro so it has a crappy FSB, no support for more modern video cards and can't get liquid cooling. I wish Demonoid was still alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azurael Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Granted, but the reincarnated Demonoid turns out to be a MediaDefender Inc. honeypot, and they now have details of everything you've shared. You get sued by the RIAA for hundreds of thousands of dollars. I wish I had a hammer, so I could hammer in the morning... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numberzz Posted November 10, 2007 Share Posted November 10, 2007 Off topic: why is everybody obesessed with my iPhone and my {censored}? I knew this would come back and haunt me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apowerr Posted November 10, 2007 Share Posted November 10, 2007 Off topic: why is everybody obesessed with my iPhone and my {censored}? I knew this would come back and haunt me. MY MACHINES I wish I had a hammer, so I could hammer in the morning... Granted, but your hammer comes with a sickle and the Americans beat you in the Space Race! Wish you were here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numberzz Posted November 10, 2007 Share Posted November 10, 2007 Granted, but then you would end up in ethiopia. I wish everybody would not obsess over my iPhone and {censored}. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azurael Posted November 10, 2007 Share Posted November 10, 2007 Granted, but the forum is sure to find something else about you to obsess about I wish that the Windows Vista is X and Leopard is Y threads and the trolls that inhabit them would DIE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numberzz Posted November 10, 2007 Share Posted November 10, 2007 Granted, because Leopard is obviously superior. I wish that What.CD would finally replace their servers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djet Posted November 11, 2007 Author Share Posted November 11, 2007 Granted, but I have no clue what that is! I wish I knew what that is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numberzz Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 Granted, it's one of the leading private torrent trackers that's trying to replace OiNK. Nothing bad with that. I wish I knew how to live life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macgirl Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 Granted but when you already know it you get only 1 hour of life. I wish I had not to die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alessandro17 Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 I wish I had not to die. Granted! But then you would get older and older and you'd wish, in vain, that you could die. I wish I were immortal and forever young (not really) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soündless Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 i have granted you imortal forever young life since you ddint want it i wish i could travel superluminaly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socal swimmer Posted November 12, 2007 Share Posted November 12, 2007 granted, but the greater than infinite amount of energy required to do so turned you into a black hole and you died. i wish i had a mac pro for free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macgirl Posted November 12, 2007 Share Posted November 12, 2007 Granted but it could only run Windows XP home I wish I had to sleep now. #2 again baby :censored2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alessandro17 Posted November 12, 2007 Share Posted November 12, 2007 I wish I had to sleep now. Granted, but you'll sleep for 100 years and you'll need a prince to wake you up #2 again baby Sorry, how do you mean? I wish I could go back to England. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob356 Posted November 12, 2007 Share Posted November 12, 2007 Granted, but is England 1 million years in the future, and earth is a barren wasteland. I wish that InsanleyMac had faster servers, to eliminate the "sorry, server is busy" message, espically when you are trying to post! It screws up your post. (that just happened to me) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azurael Posted November 12, 2007 Share Posted November 12, 2007 Granted, but it tuns out your new iMac is cursed and so long as you posses it, everything that can go wrong in your life, short of your actually dying, does so. I wish that this forum responded faster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob356 Posted November 12, 2007 Share Posted November 12, 2007 insanleymac's slow servers have messed this up. Your wish is granted, it also happens to be the same as mine, but their new servers turn evil, and delete all posts after one hour. I wish that I had a bigger monitor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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