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I WAS TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF

BY A SNAKE WITHOUT IT'S TAIL

 

I 'VE NEVER SAT ON A PIGEON

OR DIGESTED THE SPERM OF A WHALE

 

I ATE CANDY UNTIL YOU TOLD ME

I WAS WASTING MY PAPER

 

I NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D DISAPPEAR

UNTIL BATTERIES TURNED INTO VAPOR

 

YOU KILLED MY FATHER

AND MOLESTED MY PICCOLOS

 

YOU UNDERPAID MY ORANGES

AND WHIPPED MY PLAY-DOH

 

I'M GLAD YOU DID THIS TO ME

I'M HAPPY SO I SING

 

CATFISH PORRIDGE FRUIT-CUPS

MY {censored} DOESN'T RING

 

YOU THINK YOU OWN MY PUPPIES

BUT YOU SHOULD STAY AWAY

 

FOR RACE CARS FORCED YOUR ICE CUBES

TO LEAD YOUR BOOKS ASTRAY

 

YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE INTELLIGENT

WITH THE DONUTS THAT YOU EAT

 

BUT I'LL SHOW YOU MY NIPPLES

AND THEY WILL BRING DEFEAT

 

...what do you think?

 

I think it applies to many real-life issues, such as drug abuse.

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Garageband.

 

Ya, whenever I see your avatar, I think of the guy as you. I wouldn't picture him singing like that(unless of course that is you).

 

The guy in the avvie is me, yeah.

You're welcome.

 

Wanna know something sad? This thing has been downloaded over a thousand times in the past 24 hours.

 

Seriously, that's just sad.

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