3nigma Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Just read the title: Can God microwave a burrito so hot, that not even he can eat it? Discuss. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/46826-can-god-microwave-a-burrito-so-hot-that-not-even-he-can-eat-it/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwprod12 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 If I recall correctly, Homer's original question was "Can Jesus..." It's one of the fundemental questions of the quality of omnipotence. Or "Can God create a boulder so heavy he cannot lift it?" There is no reason to believe that God cannot both create a boulder that he cannot lift and not create a boulder that he cannot lift. Assuming you believe in God. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/46826-can-god-microwave-a-burrito-so-hot-that-not-even-he-can-eat-it/#findComment-335190 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamBeutler Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 I think that the idea of god is rubbish but thats just me. My answer would be since he is all powerful then he could make it infinitely hot and drink in no mater how hot it is. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/46826-can-god-microwave-a-burrito-so-hot-that-not-even-he-can-eat-it/#findComment-335205 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwprod12 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 I think God should be able to count to infinity + 1. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/46826-can-god-microwave-a-burrito-so-hot-that-not-even-he-can-eat-it/#findComment-335208 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swad Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 There are many thing God, in the Christian sense, can't do. He can't sin. He can't tell a lie. He can't be wrong. There are certainly some things God can't do - I bet the burrito is one of them. And besides, if you were in heaven would you really be asking for a burrito? Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/46826-can-god-microwave-a-burrito-so-hot-that-not-even-he-can-eat-it/#findComment-335222 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwprod12 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 One would quite imagine that most of the things appealing about heaven are in fact forbidden there. Fatty foods, sex, stuff like that. Everyone just sitting around going "God's Great". Lame. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/46826-can-god-microwave-a-burrito-so-hot-that-not-even-he-can-eat-it/#findComment-335260 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mifki Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Thats why im either muslim (where i get 70+ virgins ) or im a satanist (where we have black masses etc etc) EDIT: And who ever said God was a he? isnt God supposed to transcend sexuality? Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/46826-can-god-microwave-a-burrito-so-hot-that-not-even-he-can-eat-it/#findComment-335267 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamBeutler Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 depends on who you talk to I guess, thats what is so rediculous about it, everyone has a different definition for it so it becomes pointless. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/46826-can-god-microwave-a-burrito-so-hot-that-not-even-he-can-eat-it/#findComment-335920 Share on other sites More sharing options...
3nigma Posted March 30, 2007 Author Share Posted March 30, 2007 One would quite imagine that most of the things appealing about heaven are in fact forbidden there. Fatty foods, sex, stuff like that. Everyone just sitting around going "God's Great". Lame. It depends on how big your scope is. If a person's most "heavly desires" are as lowly as fatty foods and sex, well... That's interesting, to say the least, hehe. Everyone sitting around going "God's great" even sounds lame to some Christians, or boring. However, that is because the concept of God is completely inconceivable, in its fullest. You have to understand that you cannot understand God, then all of a sudden his greatness becomes overwhelmingly phenomenal. And in that case, everyone saying "God's Great" becomes much more important, and potent. The very fact that this is the Christian definition of heaven gives a small taste of how inconceivable the greatness of God must truly be. After all, if that wasn't the case, they would have used "free fatty foods, sex, etc." as the picture of heaven. God must be truly Great. -3nigma Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/46826-can-god-microwave-a-burrito-so-hot-that-not-even-he-can-eat-it/#findComment-336417 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwprod12 Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 I understand the concept of inability to understand God. There is at least a 50/50 chance that Heaven sucks. God may or not be great. Hell might be a place where the naughty get to be naughty, and Heaven might be a place where everyone is forced to listen to God's boring old stories for all eternity. In which case, Hell is Heaven and Heaven is Hell. You cant know, so stop trying to pretend you can. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/46826-can-god-microwave-a-burrito-so-hot-that-not-even-he-can-eat-it/#findComment-336457 Share on other sites More sharing options...
brainbone Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Can God microwave a burrito so hot, that not even he can eat it? After heating the burrito with a microwave to get even close to the point where a God may not be able to eat it, would the burrito still be a burrito? Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/46826-can-god-microwave-a-burrito-so-hot-that-not-even-he-can-eat-it/#findComment-336482 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Bond Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Meanwhile....somwhere, there's a dyslexic existentialist contemplating the existence of a Dog. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/46826-can-god-microwave-a-burrito-so-hot-that-not-even-he-can-eat-it/#findComment-336600 Share on other sites More sharing options...
zenchicken Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 I do not believe in an almighty god but, thinking somewhat like a theist... "God" does not have a physical body. "God" most certainly does not feel pain. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/46826-can-god-microwave-a-burrito-so-hot-that-not-even-he-can-eat-it/#findComment-337396 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Marvin Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 ok, let's think logically here. The universe is finite. Therefore... God is finite. Therefore... God has finite powers Therefore... A burrito can in theory have more energy than god, and he could not eat it. Unless... God occupies more than half of the power and energy in the universe, therefore, the burrito cannot be too hot. But... If god occupied more than half the universe's energy - we'd be wondering where all the stuff it. Therefore... God may only make up a small percentage of the universe's energy Therefore... In theory, you could make a burrito so hot that he couldn't eat. What the hell is a burrito anyway?? Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/46826-can-god-microwave-a-burrito-so-hot-that-not-even-he-can-eat-it/#findComment-339206 Share on other sites More sharing options...
3nigma Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 ok, let's think logically here. The universe is finite. Therefore... God is finite. ...What the hell is a burrito anyway?? If we're thinking logically, then the first sentence of your entire argument nullifies everything that follows it. The whole point of the concept of a "God" is that he would be *super*natural, outside of the natural universe and greater than it, not constrained by its limitations that he created. Even the atheist/agnostics of this forum would agree with that. When I lived in the UK for a year, nobody knew what a burrito was, LOL. It's Mexican food. Mexican food is as popular in the US as Indian food is popular in the UK. -3nigma Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/46826-can-god-microwave-a-burrito-so-hot-that-not-even-he-can-eat-it/#findComment-339335 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proteo Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Actually it is what you think is mexican food... burritos aren't called like that in Mexico, they're called tacos and aren't made of bran "tortilla" but with corn-made tortillas instead. And of course, they have really spicy "chile". Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/46826-can-god-microwave-a-burrito-so-hot-that-not-even-he-can-eat-it/#findComment-339372 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwprod12 Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 It is absolutely because God is required to be infinite, undetectable and non-respective of the universe's rules that precludes God as an important aspect of our lives. No conventional logic can define a God. God clearly can both microwave a burrito so hot that he cannot eat it and eat a burrito microwaved as hot as God can microwave. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/46826-can-god-microwave-a-burrito-so-hot-that-not-even-he-can-eat-it/#findComment-339378 Share on other sites More sharing options...
trav1085 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 God could microwave a burito to infinite heat, but he'd still beable to eat it because he is god, and nothing can affect him (even infinite heat) Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/46826-can-god-microwave-a-burrito-so-hot-that-not-even-he-can-eat-it/#findComment-341683 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbz Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 Alright, so he can forget about the heat and eat the damn thing... but what if he chokes on it? Oh my God! GOD'S DEAD!!! QUICK, EVERYONE, PRAY TO THE LORD FOR OUR FORGIVENESS FOR MAKING HIM CHOKE ON A BURRITO THAT WAS TOO HOT ANYWAYS!!! I DONT WANNA GO TO HELL!!!!!!!! Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/46826-can-god-microwave-a-burrito-so-hot-that-not-even-he-can-eat-it/#findComment-342058 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeDroidGenesis7007 Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 God can do whatever he wants, so if he wanted to specifically heat up a burritto so that it was too hot to eat he could do so. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/46826-can-god-microwave-a-burrito-so-hot-that-not-even-he-can-eat-it/#findComment-348406 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabr Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Does God even eat food? :glare: Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/46826-can-god-microwave-a-burrito-so-hot-that-not-even-he-can-eat-it/#findComment-348446 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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