gwprod12 Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 Do you believe in Satan? ^ Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
climbatizDX Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 No, I dont believe in Satan. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/#findComment-264972 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mebster Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 (edited) Define Satan. I believe in what I call satan but that might be different from what you (or more precisely christians) call satun. If you don't know what I’m talking about them PM me (rather than messing up this thread). Anyway, very original thread . If it goes anything like the "Do you believe in Jesus" which currently stands at Y:N 47:42 then I'm assuming you will have more yes's (given the jews will be along on this too - they believe in some sort of satun too, right?) (PS: I wouldn't have added the worship part. That's more to do with a "do you worship Satun" thread. Also it clutters the poll) Edited December 30, 2006 by AcePlayer Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/#findComment-264981 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bofors Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 Of course, I believe in Satan and worship him (... when I am not watching the Fox News channel). As long as you think your right, its actually good to act evil. That's what being a Republican is all about these days. Some people just don't get it (damm, intellectuals... err, I mean liberals). Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/#findComment-264983 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bofors Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 Define Satan. Well, as any good Muslim knows, these types of evil demi-gods can take many forms, but perhaps some pictures might help here: Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/#findComment-264990 Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeewiff Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 Of course! He´s my neighbour... Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/#findComment-265033 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwprod12 Posted December 30, 2006 Author Share Posted December 30, 2006 Satan as the anthithetical religious symbol. Not necessarily evil, but opposed to God. I hope that clears it up. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/#findComment-265058 Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollcage Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 (edited) I believe... that his name is Bill Gates! Actually there are a lot of rumors going around that Gates is either the Devil or the AntiChrist (do a google search). Apparently in Excel 95 there is a hidden "Hall of Tortured Souls" (you can find the method to get this on google). By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values and adding his “III”, you get the following: B - 66 I - 73 L - 76 L - 76 G - 71 A - 65 T - 84 E - 69 S - 83 III - 3 ————– 666 !!! Wait, there’s more to verify this further: M S - D O S 6 . 2 1 77+83+45+68+79+83+32+54+46+50+49 = 666 W I N D O W S [start of Heading]9 5 87+73+78+68+79+87+83+1+57+53 = 666 Just note, there is a Start of Heading character after Windows and before 95, it’s not a space but a start of heading. Start of Heading’s ASCII Value is “1?. Disclaimer: I don't actually think that Bill Gates is the devil (that there is a devil at all). Actually I think what he has done for the computing industry is amazing, regardless of whether or not you like Windows. Edited December 30, 2006 by rollcage Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/#findComment-265062 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwprod12 Posted December 30, 2006 Author Share Posted December 30, 2006 Hm... well, I guess giving away tons of money to charity is evil, whereas stealing millions of stock options from your company is good... Sounds about right ;-p Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/#findComment-265065 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bofors Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 Actually I think what he has done for the computing industry is amazing... Which is what? Seriously, what do you think Bill Gates has done? If it was not for IBM's shear lack of vision and bureaucrat bumbling, Microsoft would not exist as it does today (and neither would Intel). But at least IBM has standards, it would have never continuely put out trash like Windows. When IBM owned the computer business, its products were merely overpriced, but not garbage. Bill Gates happened to be at the right place at the right time (or actually vice versa). Other than that his "success" has more to do with his understanding of the importance standards in the evolution of personal computers than any specific engineering talent per se. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/#findComment-265101 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiefWiggum Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 Did you mention me ? After reading the Church of Satan Eleven Rules, I am even more convinced that ALL major "GOD" religions are just a total waste of time/life. Straight to the point..Have a read. http://www.churchofsatan.com/Pages/Eleven.html Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/#findComment-265102 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mifki Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 Yup, Good ol' Church Of Satan, has never let me down once and i dont think it ever will. Its just, well the smart choice. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/#findComment-265108 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bofors Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 Straight to the point..Have a read.http://www.churchofsatan.com/Pages/Eleven.html This is a funny mixture of rational, "common sense" type logic with some nonsense (#7): 1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked. 2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them. 3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there. 4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy. 5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal. 6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved. 7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained. 8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself. 9. Do not harm little children. 10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food. 11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him. Now, how about that satanic "mating signal"? Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/#findComment-265118 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bofors Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 This is funny, Apple does not like the Church using "Made with a Macintosh" on their website: http://www.churchofsatan.com/Pages/Apple.html Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/#findComment-265119 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwprod12 Posted December 31, 2006 Author Share Posted December 31, 2006 Church of Satan rule #7 may sound like nonsense, but according to Crowley, magick is will made manifest. Denial of the power of your own magickal forces is akin to believing in luck or a superbeing controlling the strings of your life. I dont believe in magick, of course, but magic (in that context, as magick) is more reasonable than God, I think. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/#findComment-265128 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bofors Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 Church of Satan rule #7 may sound like nonsense, but according to Crowley... Umm, Crowley... ? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleister_Crowley Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/#findComment-265158 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mebster Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 This poll has ended because I have found SATUN. Anyone recognise him? Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/#findComment-265159 Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe75 Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 AcePlayer, lighten up dude Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/#findComment-265164 Share on other sites More sharing options...
asap18 Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 yes and the path to satan is the "Bofors Box" thread, Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/#findComment-265198 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayRx1981 Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 Ahh, but is the more important question: "Does Satan believe in you?" (For the record, i voted no) Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/#findComment-265202 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bofors Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 This poll has ended because I have found SATUN. Anyone recognise him? Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/#findComment-265210 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiefWiggum Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 This is even more cool & practical !! http://www.churchofsatan.com/Pages/NineStatements.html Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/#findComment-265333 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mebster Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 AcePlayer, lighten up dude LOL. Dude let me put it this way. Sinnce joining I dont know if he has said one nice thing to anyone. Everything I remember has been -ve. I don't actually mean his Satun, but like jesus is the son of God (supposedly).... Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/#findComment-265482 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mifki Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 Bofors isnt Satun, hes just misunderstood. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/#findComment-265498 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OryHara Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 Define Satan. I believe in what I call satan but that might be different from what you (or more precisely christians) call satun. If you don't know what I’m talking about them PM me (rather than messing up this thread). Anyway, very original thread . If it goes anything like the "Do you believe in Jesus" which currently stands at Y:N 47:42 then I'm assuming you will have more yes's (given the jews will be along on this too - they believe in some sort of satun too, right?) (PS: I wouldn't have added the worship part. That's more to do with a "do you worship Satun" thread. Also it clutters the poll) Ace, being a Christian I believe that 'Satan', and only one of his names, as we call him, was a fallen angel. He rebelled against God, and took 1/3rd of the angels with him when he approached God and waged war. When he was made, he was the most beautiful angel of them all, and as well, the minister of music, and the most powerful of them all. Thus his arrogance grew, and he became jealous of God's love for man, which is why he fell from grace. How is this different from what you believe, is it the same or similar, or totally different? PM me the answer if you want. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/#findComment-265515 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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