bofors Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 This is even more cool & practical !! http://www.churchofsatan.com/Pages/NineStatements.html 1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence! 2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams! 3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit! 4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates! 5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek! 6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires! 7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all! 8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification! 9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years! Well I think that proves it, I am Satan (err... Satun). Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/page/2/#findComment-265544 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bofors Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 Ace, being a Christian I believe that 'Satan', and only one of his names, as we call him, was a fallen angel. He rebelled against God, and took 1/3rd of the angels with him when he approached God and waged war. When he was made, he was the most beautiful angel of them all, and as well, the minister of music, and the most powerful of them all. Thus his arrogance grew, and he became jealous of God's love for man, which is why he fell from grace. Ok, what do you believe about Beelzebub then? I am a little confused about this Bibical figure: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beelzebub Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/page/2/#findComment-265546 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bofors Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 WHERE DID THE DELETE OPTION GO? Hey pal, your messing with Satan now. What did you expect? Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/page/2/#findComment-265549 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bofors Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 Satan's Cheerleaders: http://www.satanscheerleaders.com/start_frames.htm Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/page/2/#findComment-265550 Share on other sites More sharing options...
antic Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 Yes. He is alive and well living in the white house. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/page/2/#findComment-265559 Share on other sites More sharing options...
alloutmacstoday Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 satan=santa (same letters) they both wear red/are red santa goes around saying ho, ho, ho. see the connection Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/page/2/#findComment-265592 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwprod12 Posted December 31, 2006 Author Share Posted December 31, 2006 I see that you think there's a connection... But if Satan brought me presents, as long as he didnt want me to sign a lein on my soul, I'd take them. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/page/2/#findComment-265599 Share on other sites More sharing options...
McSkywalker Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 Santa --> innocent presents Satan --> nasty presents Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/page/2/#findComment-265602 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwprod12 Posted December 31, 2006 Author Share Posted December 31, 2006 When you think of the people who got that Christian game about murdering heathens, one wonders whether it was Santa or Satan who brought them. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/page/2/#findComment-265603 Share on other sites More sharing options...
McSkywalker Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 (edited) When you use "game" and "murder" in the same sentence, the output is evil in the most common sense. If evil = devil, then you'd probably assume it was satan. Edited December 31, 2006 by McSkywalker Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/page/2/#findComment-265608 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alessandro17 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Yes. He is alive and well living in the white house. No way, I don't believe for a moment that Satan is an idiot. So clearly I do believe in him. I have my own representation of Satan, but the next best is to be found in the The Master and Margarita, by Mikhail Bulkagov. But if you don't want to read a whole book (an absolute masterpiece), bofor's definition of Satan isn't too bad either (Post #27) Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/page/2/#findComment-268354 Share on other sites More sharing options...
wanamino Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 This is the only an true SATAN... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Satan jajajaajaj :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/page/2/#findComment-268508 Share on other sites More sharing options...
andersonlich Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 This is the only an true SATAN... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Satan jajajaajaj :) :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: i agree!! Satan? i would like the 1st person who kick his ass on judgement day.. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/page/2/#findComment-268650 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Marvin Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 I just don't believe in anything. We are born We die There is nothing before, nothing after Therefore, no god, so no satan either Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/page/2/#findComment-290409 Share on other sites More sharing options...
macgirl Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 I don't believe in Satan, only in Santa (same letters different position ) Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/page/2/#findComment-290818 Share on other sites More sharing options...
my1stmacisaHACK Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 i rather believe in Satan, then found out that its not true than dont believe then found out that its true!! Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/page/2/#findComment-290837 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kayo Dot Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 I like the idea of there being a god and an antithesis of god, but I don't believe in them. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/page/2/#findComment-304908 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dice7 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Yep I do Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/page/2/#findComment-304916 Share on other sites More sharing options...
killbot1000 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 God, Satan, its all superstition Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37239-do-you-believe-in-satan/page/2/#findComment-305160 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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