Technobob Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM NAME____________________ GANG NAME______________ 1. Little Johnny has an AK 47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Little Johnny attempt before he has to reload? 2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold? 3. Rufus pimps 3 hos. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack habit? 4. Jerome wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounces will he need? 5. Willie gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he have to steal to have $900? 6. Raoul got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out? Extra credit bonus: how much more time will he get for killing the ho that spent his money? 7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight ounce cans of spray paint with 20% paint free? 8. Hector knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Hector knocked up? 9. Bernie is a lookout for the gang. Bernie has a Boa Constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Bernie makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can he feed the Boa on one week's income? 10. Billy steals Joe's skateboard. As Billy skates away at 35 mph, Joe loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his magnum, how far away will Billy be when he gets whacked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soündless Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alloutmacstoday Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 haha, nice, my dads from LA, (maybe he took this test ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krazee.eyez Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 i think i passed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azurael Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Hey, maybe they should really make the tests like this, at least it would give the kids something to engage with at school, so they might actually learn something for once! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numberzz Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 What's funny is that I've been to LA, and that's exactly what it's like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 What's with the 'lets bump 1 year old or greater threads' fad going on today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numberzz Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 What's with the 'lets bump 1 year old or greater threads' fad going on today? I actually didn't see the date of the original post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apowerr Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 You people are so starved for jokes, that you sort through pages of ancient threads on an OSX86 site. Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(MoC) Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhh..... Randomness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numberzz Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 You people are so starved for jokes, that you sort through pages of ancient threads on an OSX86 site. Nice. Then why don't you take some of the jokes and sent it down to Africa for the children! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackreed33 Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 Wow, while I would like to laugh at this I have found that we need to stop taking this matter lightly. The saddest part of the whole thing is that there are teenagers out there that can only do math when relating it to things of this nature. Should we be more focused on laughing at the reality or trying to prevent this from being it. We all as members of this society need to work at preventing and should be concerned that our future, which is the children of today, is going to be based on drug and violence infested society. I have been made aware of Narconon Vista Bayand its information that could change the way we view this matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDRacer48 Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 Wow, while I would like to laugh at this I have found that we need to stop taking this matter lightly. The saddest part of the whole thing is that there are teenagers out there that can only do math when relating it to things of this nature. Should we be more focused on laughing at the reality or trying to prevent this from being it. We all as members of this society need to work at preventing and should be concerned that our future, which is the children of today, is going to be based on drug and violence infested society. I have been made aware of Narconon Vista Bayand its information that could change the way we view this matter. I agree! Therefore, quit having tons of kids you effing idiots! If you cannot financially support them, do not have them! If you cannot have them grow up in a good environment, don't have them! Everyone's problems will slowly diminish as soon as everyone realizes one kid is enough! Birth Control? Anyone? Another Idiot Born by an Idiot does not equal A Better World. Sheeshe... Very funny test though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poco Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 iPoco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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