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You've got to love caption contests. Every so often we should post random pictures and come up with captions for them. I'll start.

 

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My Caption: 4,236 gigaflops of computing power and Eric had yet to discover the secret for getting a date. :)

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"Leading scientists have finally uncovered the sole cause of Earth's global warming crisis."

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  • 3 weeks later...

Sorry I'm not home right now, walkin in tha spider webs... so leave a message and I'll call you back *Beep*

 

 

Yes, it's City-Electric. Pay us $11,448 for last month or we shut you off.

 

 

 

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5.6 trigaflops/sec, with the most advanced software in the world...

 

 

 

yet it still can't understand women (I know, I'll burn for that one)

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After all this work, Jake's computer still can't awser the question it was designed for.

 

# man woman
Kernel panic: Non valid manual entry for woman
Entering kdb (current=0xc3884000, pid 177) Panic: invalid operand 
due to panic @ 0xc0110064 
eax = 0x0000001b ebx = 0xc3885bbc ecx = 0xc0292c48 edx = 0x00000001  
esi = 0xc11fb264 edi = 0xc3884000 esp = 0xc3885b78 eip = 0xc0110064  
ebp = 0xc3885ba8 xss = 0x00000018 xcs = 0x00000010 eflags = 0x00010202  
xds = 0x00000018 xes = 0x00000018 origeax = 0xffffffff &regs = 0xc3885b44 
kdb> bt 
 EBP	   EIP		 Function(args) 
0xc3885ba8 0xc0110064 schedule+0x388 
							kernel .text 0xc0100000 0xc010fcdc 0xc0110070 
		0xc012e33a __wait_on_buffer+0x6a (0xc11fb264) 
							kernel .text 0xc0100000 0xc012e2d0 0xc012e360 

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Hmm, sexism creeping in? :) I'm neither a feminist nor am I particularly politically-correct but I feel sort of duty-bound to say something here!

 

After he added the 30th processor, Jake's computer finally came up with the answer - "For heaven's sake, apologise and buy her some flowers!"

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