Ongeloof Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 there i was, just quietly scrolling through some apple news, and there it was, the DARK truth about John, who apparently works in one of OUR Apple retail stores. This image should not be viewed by the young, sick, elderly or the pregnant..... Yes, its the disturbing!! The Dark Truth Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/69937-the-dark-truth-about-john/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
hecker Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 He was just doing a buddhist meditation exercise to focus his rage towards the greatest evil ever known to computer science. hecker Transcript from "A Fish named Wanda": Wanda: - Otto, what are you doing? Otto: - It's a Buddhist meditation technique. Focuses your aggression. Otto: - The monks used to do it before battle. Wanda: - What kind of Buddhism is this, Otto? (at this point Otto almost crashes into an (english) car, since he is driving on the wrong side of the road) Otto - {censored}! Otto - It's an early Tantric meditation. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/69937-the-dark-truth-about-john/#findComment-496076 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bofors Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Yes, its the disturbing!! You know, something about this guy's wardrobe seems a little too familiar. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/69937-the-dark-truth-about-john/#findComment-496101 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese N' Pancakes Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 steve jobs attack of the clones +black t-shirt Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/69937-the-dark-truth-about-john/#findComment-496618 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahbau Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 Who is this "John," and to which Leopard guide are you referring? Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/69937-the-dark-truth-about-john/#findComment-496696 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bofors Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 @sarah: http://www.apple.com/macosx/guidedtour/ Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/69937-the-dark-truth-about-john/#findComment-496715 Share on other sites More sharing options...
U.C. Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 meh... Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/69937-the-dark-truth-about-john/#findComment-496716 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ongeloof Posted November 6, 2007 Author Share Posted November 6, 2007 Also, have you every noticed that, nearly everybody who demonstrates an apple product is called, John Appleseed. During the leopard guide, at Apple.com, in the mail part, his name shows up as John Appleseed. on other guides from apple, iPhone callers can be identified as John Appleseed. May this are the clones....... Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/69937-the-dark-truth-about-john/#findComment-496893 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hecker Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 OFFTOPIC: @sarabau: your home server "sarahbau.dyndns.org" is a huge lag knot. It makes loading forum pages with you in it a real pain (took me about 2 minutes just to post this msg). Please, either remove that link or make sure your server has enough bandwidth. hecker Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/69937-the-dark-truth-about-john/#findComment-496924 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayanami Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 Isn't Johny Appleseed the person who signs the letter on the Text Edit icon? Also, have you every noticed that, nearly everybody who demonstrates an apple product is called, John Appleseed.During the leopard guide, at Apple.com, in the mail part, his name shows up as John Appleseed. on other guides from apple, iPhone callers can be identified as John Appleseed. May this are the clones....... Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/69937-the-dark-truth-about-john/#findComment-496974 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahbau Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 OFFTOPIC: @sarabau: your home server "sarahbau.dyndns.org" is a huge lag knot. It makes loading forum pages with you in it a real pain (took me about 2 minutes just to post this msg). Please, either remove that link or make sure your server has enough bandwidth. hecker It does have enough bandwidth. It loads fine for me from work, as well as several other states I've loaded it from when out of town. The web loading site I periodically use to test my site says the image loads in 0.087588 seconds. Does it always load slowly for you, or just recently? Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/69937-the-dark-truth-about-john/#findComment-497182 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hecker Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 It does have enough bandwidth. It loads fine for me from work, as well as several other states I've loaded it from when out of town. The web loading site I periodically use to test my site says the image loads in 0.087588 seconds. Does it always load slowly for you, or just recently?Actually, just recently. I will try it out for a couple more days and let you know.It really was extremely slow earlier, though. Cheers, hecker Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/69937-the-dark-truth-about-john/#findComment-497216 Share on other sites More sharing options...
iestyn Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 Isn't Johny Appleseed the person who signs the letter on the Text Edit icon? Yeah it is John Appleseed!The rest letter is a transcript of the old apple advert about people who change the world.Never noticed that before! Awesome... Taken from wikipedia... Johnny Appleseed, born John Chapman (September 26, 1774–March 18, 1845), was an American pioneer nurseryman who introduced the apple to large parts of Ohio, Indiana, and Illinois. He became an American legend while still alive, largely because of his kind and generous ways, his leadership in conservation, and also because of the symbolic importance of apples. Apple Inc. uses a "John Appleseed" character in many of its recent adverts, video tutorials and keynote presentation examples. I think this is why I love apple — attention to detail! Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/69937-the-dark-truth-about-john/#findComment-499912 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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