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Soündless

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apowerr
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Ah, a religious visual basic developer?

 

Surely though, you are soundless? Master of the unheard?

 

Right??

I think it was a C++ dev studio. No Rapid Application Development for the churchgoers!

Lord of all that emits no noise! King of the Golden Hall, as silence is golden: Yes he is Soundless, the ever charming master of the unheard!

Soündless
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i never was good at biblical styled rantings, i was looking for something like that for my sig.

 

the developer wanted to tear it down to build appartments, but the city wont let him. @ paranoid marvin, i wasn't caught the second time, so i assume that i can be quiet

apowerr
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running from the hobos inside, it was dropped when i was... running

So you were inside when you dropped your bag?? Doesnt that mean that you had at one point been inside the church prior to this thread? Im really confused :blowup:

edit: btw I like what youve done with your sig! :D

Dellius
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ok, i was running from some hobos and my backpack with $150 got dropped in an abandoned church. i came back to get it, only to discover that the main entrance has been boarded up. i can see it through this pane of glass. i need that backpack. it is in the middle of a residential area, so i can't break the glass loudly. how would i go around doing this?

 

1. Get some porn.

2. Watch it.

3. Start fantasizing about something better.

gottahavmypops
gottahavmypops
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I'll tell you how to do it.

 

First of all, FYI, your money has been smoked, injected, drank or spent on hookers. It's not a church, it's a crackhouse. Important papers will be either in the bag or spread all over. If your bag is in there, SOMEONE BROUGHT IT THERE. Means an access point is there, you need to walk around the building and check entrance points. Also, crackheads are smart when it comes to certain things, and won't like you intruding. If you can't find a loose board or something, follow the directions below...

 

If it was my {censored} and saw it in a window I'd go home and get my tools:

1)gloves

2)Hammer

3)Bat or stick

4)Duct Tape

5)Cardboard

6)Insulation, cotton or an old piece of carpet

 

First, look at the window pane you're interested in and see if a small pane can get you access to a latch. Saves material. Less material, less criminal tools on your person. If it's a big window you bring the {censored} with you and work in an alley or basement staircase or something.

 

Then, you eyeball (or take 10 seconds to measure) the glass you need to blow out.

 

Once you have your entry plan, cut a cardboard piece to fit the window size. Lay the 'insulator' on one side and tape it. Use gloves so you don't put prints on the tape in case you can't bring your {censored} from the scene and dispose of it.

 

Now you should have a cardboard square (or whatever shape) padded with, well, padding. This will deaden the sound.

 

Now you're ready to do some gangster {censored}.

 

Pack your tools up in some dumb-ass way, such as a shopping bag. Like buy a half gallon of ice cream. Get chocolate. If the cops stop you, sneak a hand in and rip the box open. No one wants to put their hand in a box of brown liquid. Covers the tools and makes you Joe Smooth.

 

Next, once you have your protection (i.e. ice cream) tape a square around the cardboard silencer so it can be applied snug over the window. You will also want to take tape and roll it in a loop so you can adhere it to the insulation and the whole square has sticky. Reason is that the tape on the outside covers the outer framing and the looped {censored} on the padded side sticks to all the glass and keeps it from crashing to the floor inside.

 

Now you just walk up to the window visible to your bag (I'd take wax paper, lay it on the sticky side and stuff it under my shirt to not be noticed) and when the coast is clear, throw on your snugly fitting gloves, pull your silencer out, peel off the wax paper and plop it on the window. Now you just grab your hammer and blast the center. You shouldn't hear {censored}. Then just peel back the padding/glass catcher and toss it's print-free ass to the curb. Climb in and get your {censored}. If some crackhead bum tries to {censored} with you, blast his head with the claw end of your Peacemaker and run your ass off. Take the glass pad with you, since murder is looked at more thoroughly than a broken window.

Hope that helped.

 

**Disclaimer** - This text has been intended for the purpose of creating a movie. If some crackhead gets a hammer in his skull, I never told anyone to commit a crime, {censored}. It's all a dream. Go back to sleep.

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Grav3Mind
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first off.....a big wtf for the guy two posts up.....brilliant...although scary.....brilliant. lol

second off....why do i feel like certain parts of soundless's story are either a:being made up(stepping on a hobo's shampoo? come on! hobos dont have shampoo...they have...hobo stuffs...like if you killed a hobo (insert final fantasy 7 victory music here) do you think get "congratulations youve picked up a hobo drop of +4 shampoo"..no..first off this is all only in my mind...and second of all what you would get is "congratulations youve obtained a drop of +4 smelly hobo clothes and paperbag full of dead pigeons!!") or B: things being left out (this option... while less exciting than the last...still an option)

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