A Nonny Moose Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 OK, I totally stole this from Macworld... In my research, a Mac is certainly more hackable than a PC. In the interest of shared knowledge, I will share my steps here so that we can all run safer: Step 1: Find a dude with a mac running. Step 2: Tap on his shoulder and state "Hey, is that Steve Jobs over there using an iPhone?" Step 3: Quickly rip the Mac from his hands and run like he11. Step 4: Pray that he was logged on as an admin so I can change the rights. See? It is crystal clear that the mac is more hackable. In my attempts with windows systems I had to perform Step 2 several times over to try and get the driver disks, Service Pack 2, the anti-virus program manual, etc. I have also noticed that the Mac Pros are more secure, as I am less likely to risk chronic back pain during the step 3 process. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ictinike Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 Hahahahahahahha Love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macgirl Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Sure, if you do the same with a Windows guy, and tell him that Bill is using a new Zune he never turn his head to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ramm Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Or point him to some free anti-virus software that works.... that would really draw his attention away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacSimilian Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Or point him to some free anti-virus software that works.... that would really draw his attention away. using xp and osx and never had an virus on xp, and i'm surfing on some dangerous sites Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mifki Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 russian kiddie porn ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hazar Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Kiko, why it necessarily must be "russian"?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siddharth Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 LMAO. :hysterical: :hysterical: Or just take something (Seriously! Anything you want.), shine it up nice, turn that sum-{censored} sideways and shove it up his candy ass. And then...... Grab the Mac. P.S. "something" must be sharp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueFalcon7 Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 using xp and osx and never had an virus on xp, and i'm surfing on some dangerous sites I get viruses on my computer, but I never notice because my computer is so fast, that its like trying to stop a freight train (its just too fast and powerful) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolBits Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 I get viruses on my computer, but I never notice because my computer is so fast, that its like trying to stop a freight train (its just too fast and powerful) yeah so you send spam meil faster with a powerful machine + you dont even notice it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueFalcon7 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 yeah so you send spam meil faster with a powerful machine + you dont even notice it Which is why I use web based mail Outlook, Thunderbird, and iMail suck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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