djet Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 This is kind of a random thing I thought up as I was visiting the local Publix...... Just add some that you have thought of: When the cashier is getting your change or looking away, take the receipt from the printer and don't show them that you have it. Wait a little bit as they look for it. Turn all the cans around of a specific type (like peaches or something) so that people don't know which they are. This one seems kinda stupid but oh well. Put the carts in backwards in the holder for them.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hecker Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Yeah, those are nice tricks to get your butt kicked in the grocery store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomo Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 u forgot...... TWO WORDS NINJA....... ROLLS SUMMERSAULTS TO THE EXTREME!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDRacer48 Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 This one seems kinda stupid but oh well. Put the carts in backwards in the holder for them.... My first job when I turned 16 was as a Stock Boy / Sales Floor Associate at a local Kmart. If I caught you purposely doing that, I would have grabbed you buy your belt, dragged you outside, and beat the living {censored} out of you. Since it would be outside the store, I wouldn't have to worry about getting fired. Therefore, everyone wins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(MoC) Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 My first job when I turned 16 was as a Stock Boy / Sales Floor Associate at a local Kmart. If I caught you purposely doing that, I would have grabbed you buy your belt, dragged you outside, and beat the living {censored} out of you. Since it would be outside the store, I wouldn't have to worry about getting fired. Therefore, everyone wins! Fear the almighty SDracer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
U.C. Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Meh....Geeks and their fantasies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDRacer48 Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Meh....Geeks and their fantasies. Hey man, I may be a Geek, but that doesn't mean a geek doesn't or can't fight. I am 8 - 50 in my amateur backyard boxing career. (note: everyone I have fought is older than me and usually weighs 30 to 50 pounds more than me) I am retired now though, too many nose injuries. When fluid starts leaking from your nose and it is neither blood nor snot, then it is time to hang them up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djet Posted July 11, 2008 Author Share Posted July 11, 2008 It's probably your brains.... Now I was trying to think of just stupid harmless stuff to do. I know you guys got some..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korrupted Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 For the Metal Gear fans: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(MoC) Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 For the Metal Gear fans: Hah, that gave me a good chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Running With Scissors Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Get loads of alcohol in your trolley and a single packet of nappies, when you get to the till pretend you haven't got enough money and just put the nappies back. See the looks you get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djet Posted July 11, 2008 Author Share Posted July 11, 2008 Rofl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
U.C. Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 . That was a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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