(MoC) Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 This new Apple product is slated for a June release this year but Apple has launched a subdomain informative site on some {censored} network to give us a hint. Well, we took that hint and here it is folks. Features: Comes in 20gig, 30gig and "My God, you're going to be chafed!" sizes! Easy Wipe-Clean cover for accidents! Vibrate feature for perverts! Free box of tissues so you're never caught sticky! Optional hands free kit and accessories! Tested fully on fluffy animals! Repeatedly! For fun! Comes in a trendy range of colours! (We suggest "Cloudy White" for... you know... camouflage) READ MORE NOW! Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/88773-the-iporn-player/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numberzz Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 *Sigh* You told me this over AIM... Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/88773-the-iporn-player/#findComment-633397 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special-K Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 How is this funny? Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/88773-the-iporn-player/#findComment-633460 Share on other sites More sharing options...
R2k. Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 *Sigh* You told me this over AIM... what's on aim , stays on aim. right ? ~R Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/88773-the-iporn-player/#findComment-633766 Share on other sites More sharing options...
U.C. Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Does it read erotic stories with full "effects"??? I am actually bored of pron. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/88773-the-iporn-player/#findComment-634002 Share on other sites More sharing options...
(MoC) Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 what's on aim , stays on aim. right ? ~R That's what she said. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/88773-the-iporn-player/#findComment-634203 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numberzz Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 That's what she said. No, it's not. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/88773-the-iporn-player/#findComment-634241 Share on other sites More sharing options...
(MoC) Posted February 21, 2008 Author Share Posted February 21, 2008 No, it's not. O RLY?!! I HAZ PROOFZ0R! Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/88773-the-iporn-player/#findComment-635016 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numberzz Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Thanks for agreeing with me Hilary Clinton. I'm still not voting for you. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/88773-the-iporn-player/#findComment-635063 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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