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Wow, who knew that we would go from Windows to condoms to condom jokes about a duck. Nice :P Heres a joke:

A boy walks into a police station

BOY: Hi, my name is... Brad, and I'd like to report a crime

POLICE OFFICER: Oh, what's the crime?

BOY: At South Park Elementary, one of the teachers is having sex with a student.

ALL THE POLICE: Oh my God! You did the right thing Brad, now who's the teacher? What's his name?

Boy: Well, It isn't a guy teacher, its a woman.

POLICE: A woman?

BOY: Ya, she having sex with a boy

POLICE: Oh, but she's ugly, right?

BOY: No, its the Pre-K teacher, Miss Stephenson.

POLICE: The blonde?

POLICE 2: Some young boys having sex with Miss Stephenson?

BOY: Yes.

POLICE 3: Nice

POLICE: Nice

BOY: No, you don't understand-

POLICE 2: You are sure they are having sex?

BOY: YA

POLICE 4: Has she preformed oral sex on him?

BOY: I think so..

POLICE 2: Nice

POLICE 3: Nice

POLICE 2: Nice

Police: So wait, whats the crime?

Police 2: That shes no donin' it with me. OH!

BOY: Hey, he's totally underage, she is taking advantage of him.

POLICE: You are right, we need to find this boy and give him the luckiest boy in the world award!

All start laughing and Boy leaves.

Edited by mr.mac
How is he a guru!?

 

 

lmao beacuse i have alot of relivant posts.... and the whole rhapsody thing.... but thats aside from the point... and i knew id get one, i just thought it was funny how quickly i could do it, it was a new record! oh, and br0adband, first of all, i didnt blame it on windows, and second of all i never said mac users are stupid, i just said i prefer windows.... i think that its a personal choice (that can be influenced by the needs of work and play as well)

hey bwhsh8r! dont worry gamecopyworld is loaded with viruses and crud like that. but hey they got it all... well almost :rolleyes:

just add nod32 and maybe blackice for some protection. or if you can find it.... NeoSpy, as used by norad. :hysterical:

hey bwhsh8r! dont worry gamecopyworld is loaded with viruses and crud like that. but hey they got it all... well almost :dev:

just add nod32 and maybe blackice for some protection. or if you can find it.... NeoSpy, as used by norad. ;)

 

 

yea, i got paranoid again and warezd kaspersky :) and i dont use firewall, i could set teh hardware one up but it always messes with my internet progs... so w/e

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