itsmelisa Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again. The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage at the opening carrying a rose. You hold the rose to your nose with just one finger and thumb, sniff the rose deeply and then say theline Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress." The actor is thrilled. All day long before the play hes practicing his line over and over again. Finally, the time came. The curtain went up, the actor walked onto the stage, and using just one finger he delivered the line, "Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress." The theatre erupted, the audience was screaming with laughter and the director was steaming! "You bloody fool!" he cried, "You have ruined me!" The actor was bewildered, "What happened, did I forget my line?" "No!" screamed the director. "You forgot the rose!" ---------- - Lisa Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/35086-you-forgot-the-rose/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
mifki Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 lol Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/35086-you-forgot-the-rose/#findComment-249137 Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkosx Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 lmao eww. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/35086-you-forgot-the-rose/#findComment-249408 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toleman Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 lol, smells like a tuna Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/35086-you-forgot-the-rose/#findComment-249612 Share on other sites More sharing options...
oregano Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 ummm...lol? kinda dumb, but whatever Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/35086-you-forgot-the-rose/#findComment-249662 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gameguy132 Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 OMG ROFL LOL LMBO!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/35086-you-forgot-the-rose/#findComment-251246 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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