Communist Kittens!

[Lostgame]

I

WAS TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF

BY A SNAKE WITHOUT IT'S TAIL

I

'VE NEVER SAT ON A PIGEON

OR DIGESTED THE SPERM OF A WHALE

I

ATE CANDY UNTIL YOU TOLD ME

I WAS WASTING MY PAPER

I

NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D DISAPPEAR

UNTIL BATTERIES TURNED INTO VAPOR

 

YOU KILLED MY FATHER

AND MOLESTED MY PICCOLOS

 

YOU UNDERPAID MY ORANGES

AND WHIPPED MY PLAY-DOH

 

I'M GLAD YOU DID THIS TO ME

I'M HAPPY SO I SING

 

CATFISH PORRIDGE FRUIT-CUPS

MY {censored} DOESN'T RING

 

YOU THINK YOU OWN MY PUPPIES

BUT YOU SHOULD STAY AWAY

 

FOR RACE CARS FORCED YOUR ICE CUBES

TO LEAD YOUR BOOKS ASTRAY

 

YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE INTELLIGENT

WITH THE DONUTS THAT YOU EAT

 

BUT I'LL SHOW YOU MY NIPPLES

AND THEY WILL BRING DEFEAT

[rollcage]

?????????????

 

this does remind me of a joke though:

 

if you're swimming down a waterfall in a canoe, and the wheel falls off, then how many pancakes can fit in a dog house?

 

 

NONE! ice cream doesn't have bones!!

[quixos]

lostgame, hysterical! :D

[McSkywalker]

God rest ye merry gentleman.

It, thou shallst need.

[oregano]

this does remind me of a joke though:

 

if you're swimming down a waterfall in a canoe, and the wheel falls off, then how many pancakes can fit in a dog house?

NONE! ice cream doesn't have bones!!

 

wow, thats a great joke

[Lostgame]

Don't touch me there.

[oregano]

im not sure what u mean