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I was watching the Chronicles of Narnia again yesterday, and during the battle scene, I was thinking, what if...

 

What if you replaced the whole scene with PCs on one side and Macs on the other. I picked Macs on the white witch side, just for fun.

 

So, you got screaming milk-white boxes with smiley-faces running towards a large mass of black rack cabinets. Suddenly, a flock of IBM thinkpads fly overhead, dropping Blue Screen of Death goo on the rampaging macs. The ranged macs start launching spinning beach balls of death at the flying thinkpads, destroying them in the air...

 

(that's as far as I've gotten)

 

Any suggestions? Maybe different sides? I think this could be a funny youtube.

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It would make more sense if Bill Gates was the White Witch, I think. Though I'm leery about putting Steve Jobs as the good guy.

 

I kinda wanna do a South Park Saddam-like satyr of a mac commercial

 

So, you'll have the mac guy going:

 

"Hi, I'm Mac. I'm supposed to represent Steve Jobs at age 22. The only difference is, that at 22, I have hair, and I'm not a virgin"

 

Then on the PC side, we have:

 

"And Hi, I'm PC. I'm supposed to represent Bill Gates, who wants to make you a big old nerdish square with a pocket protector, who the girls" (or guys, cause I'm a homo) "only sleep with to get the answers for the math test."

 

"Hello PC, I see you're still in your box!"

 

"Hello Mac, I see you are too. What are you going to do now?"

 

"Well, I thought I'd just jump out of this box and start working. I have everything required to do online web content built in! Wanna come?"

 

"No no, I'm still waiting for my monitor. Oh, there it is! Now I'm ready. Hey Mac, where's your monitor, keyboard and mouse?"

 

"Oh, I'm a mini mac, I dont come with a monitor, keyboard or mouse. But that's okay. Technically, an internet connection is the minimum system requirement to make a website!"

 

etc and so forth.

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