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A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new

Ferrari

GTO . It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him

 

$500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.

 

 

 

An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to

him.

 

 

The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of

car

ya got there, sonny?"

 

 

 

The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"

 

"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"

 

 

 

"Because this car can do up to 250 miles an hour!" states the doctor

 

proudly.

 

 

 

The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"

 

 

 

"No problem," replies the doctor.

 

 

 

So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then,

 

sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car,

 

all right... But I'll stick with my Moped!"

 

Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old

man

just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the

 

speedometer reads 150 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear

view

mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it

could

be and suddenly.

 

WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!

 

 

 

Something whips by him going much faster! "What on earth could be

going

faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks himself. He floors the

 

accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 175 mph. Then, up ahead of him,

he

sees that it's the old man on the Moped! Amazed that the Moped could

pass

his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 210 mph.

 

WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!

 

 

 

He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old

man

gaining on him AGAIN!

 

 

 

Astounded by the speed of his old guy, he floors the gas pedal and

takes

the Ferrari all the way up to 250 mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees

the

Moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's

 

nothing he can do!

 

 

 

Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing

the

rear end. The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man

is

still alive. He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh My Gosh!

Is

there anything I can do for you?"

 

 

 

The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your side view

mirror".

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