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A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new


GTO . It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him


$500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.




An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to




The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of


ya got there, sonny?"




The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"


"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"




"Because this car can do up to 250 miles an hour!" states the doctor






The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"




"No problem," replies the doctor.




So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then,


sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car,


all right... But I'll stick with my Moped!"


Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old


just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the


speedometer reads 150 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear


mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it


be and suddenly.






Something whips by him going much faster! "What on earth could be


faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks himself. He floors the


accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 175 mph. Then, up ahead of him,


sees that it's the old man on the Moped! Amazed that the Moped could


his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 210 mph.






He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old


gaining on him AGAIN!




Astounded by the speed of his old guy, he floors the gas pedal and


the Ferrari all the way up to 250 mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees


Moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's


nothing he can do!




Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing


rear end. The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man


still alive. He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh My Gosh!


there anything I can do for you?"




The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your side view


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