Bradwyn Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 A man walked into a bar and said to a young man sitting at the bar. "Hey your mother is the best ride in town" The young man ignored this and a little while later The man came back and said to the young man "She was awsome last night" The young man ignored this once again. The man came back the third time and said "Nothing beats sex with your mother" The young man finally turned around and said "Shut up dad you're drunk, GO HOME!" Brad Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37856-a-man-walked-into-a-bar/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
haydio Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 lol an oldie but a goodie Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37856-a-man-walked-into-a-bar/#findComment-269886 Share on other sites More sharing options...
{Darkness} Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 OMG LOL Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37856-a-man-walked-into-a-bar/#findComment-269925 Share on other sites More sharing options...
solaar Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Nice one Here's another 'man walks into bar' A man walks up to the bar and starts some small talk with the bartender. The man says: "man, I NEVER have any luck chatting up girls and I don't understand why. I don't get it. Can you give me a hint?" The bartender says: "hmm strange, you seem like a cool bloke, you're quite wealthy, handsome and all that... well, it should be easy. Just try this- when a bird you fancy enters the bar, go over to her, put on your best smile and say - what a beautiful night this is... and then you add - but not as beautiful as your eyes. After that you'll have her attention and you can start improvising. It'll work, trust me." A few moments later a sexy woman enters the joint, walks by the man giving him a good look and heads straight for the ladies room. The man goes: blimey! that bird is fit. The bartender gives him an encouraging wink. As he sits there sipping on his drink, 5 minutes, 10 minutes, 15 minutes pass and nothing happens... finally after 20 minutes the woman comes back from the toilet and takes the seat next to the man. He turns towards her and says: "What a beautiful night, isn't it?" She smiles, delighted, and replies: "Oh yes". The man: "yes but no night can be as beautiful as your eyes." Moving closer to him she goes: "thank you, you're so sweet and romantic too I suppose..." Another wink from the bartender. Then after an embarrassing moment of silence the man goes: "hmmm...err... what took you so long in the {censored}house, did you have a big fat dump?" Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37856-a-man-walked-into-a-bar/#findComment-271899 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradwyn Posted January 9, 2007 Author Share Posted January 9, 2007 hahahahaha Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37856-a-man-walked-into-a-bar/#findComment-272273 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jana Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 :censored2: Lol nice one The first was funnier not meanin any offence Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/37856-a-man-walked-into-a-bar/#findComment-272289 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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