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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

 

"What are you doing?" She asked.

Hunting Flies" He responded.

Oh!, Killed any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone".

 

 

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- Lisa

 

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

 

"What are you doing?" She asked.

Hunting Flies" He responded.

Oh!, Killed any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone".

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- Lisa

 

Only The Best Funny Jokes:

http://www.OnlyBestJokes.com

 

:( :( :huh::)

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