itsmelisa Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 Teacher:- "Right, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line. A farmer comes along with his gun and shoots one of them. How many are left?" Little Johnny:- "None Miss". Teacher:- "Could you tell me why?" Little Johnny:- "Well Miss, when the farmer shot the bird, the sound of the gun would have frightened the other birds away". Teacher:- "Well, the answer I was looking for was four. But I like your thinking." Little Johnny:- "Miss, while were asking questions, could I ask you one?" Teacher:- "Its a bit irregular, but go on then" Little Johnny:- "There are three women sitting on a bench in the park, eating ice lollies. One of them is licking the lolly; one is biting it; and one is putting it in and out of her mouth. Which one is married?" Teacher (rather embarrassed):- "Err... I suppose it was the last one." Little Johnny:- "Well Id have said the one with the wedding ring. But I like your thinking." ---------- - Lisa Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/35438-which-one-is-the-married-one/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaitanya Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 Heheh LOL Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/35438-which-one-is-the-married-one/#findComment-252040 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalMACNUT Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 Thats cute Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/35438-which-one-is-the-married-one/#findComment-252119 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orea Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 Fuuny + cute. BaYlisS Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/35438-which-one-is-the-married-one/#findComment-252124 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Marvin Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 ah, brilliant Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/35438-which-one-is-the-married-one/#findComment-252185 Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollcage Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 Well, I'd hope it wasn't the second one Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/35438-which-one-is-the-married-one/#findComment-252209 Share on other sites More sharing options...
oregano Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 Well, I'd hope it wasn't the second one rofl Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/35438-which-one-is-the-married-one/#findComment-252442 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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