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He's also using one of those USB-powered coffee warmers.

 

"Macbook! The ultimate survival tool. When marooned on a tropical island with wild beasts all around, make a fire. How, you say? Why, use the macbook for 20 minutes, then place on dry wood. Voila, an inferno!"

 

"You can even use the Macbook's iSight and Growl as a burgler alarm! just place next to your campfire. When a wild boar comes to gore you, the iSight's motion sensor will cause the Macbook to Growl like a Tiger, scaring the mean animal away!"

So the next Mac ad will be a young boy from Kenya's jungles named Jack

 

And Jobs will be

 

Jack meet Macbook Pro, it can cook ur meal, scare away animals and let you download pron. Among doing other useless things like word processing

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