KellyKelly Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 yo mama so fat what she take a {censored} the toilet exploe yo mama so fat her elbow are solft yo mama so dirty Aberham Lincoln tired to put her as a chemical wepon yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skitttles came down yo mama so fat when she sit on the gamecute it turn to gameboy yo mama so skinny she hula-hoops with a cheerio yo mama so skinny she hang glides on a dorito yo mama so ugly she doesnt even need a gun to rob a bank she just says put da money in da bag! yo mama so ditsy she stuck a battery in her mouth and sang I GOT DA POWER yo mama so dirty Aberham Lincoln tried inporting her as a chemical weapon yo mama so stupid she failed a survey Yo mama so dumb, she waited at a STOP sign until it said GO yo momma is so fat her belt size is 666! yo mama so old she farts dust yo mama so fat the national weather service gives a name to each one of her farts yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World Yo mama so poor, when I sat on a bench, yo mama told me to get off the family's bed Yo mama so poor I rang the door bell and she said, "ding dong!" yo mama so stupid she saw a bus comin and say stop the twinkies Yo mama is so skinny she is 2D Yo mama so skinny,when she turns sideways,she dissapears yo mama so stupid she stole free bread yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money your mama so hairy king kong popped out of her but and said "only in america!" if you got more yo mama joke, reply! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnniecarcinogen Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 yo mama so ugly, they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaminarFlow Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Those were terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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