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A duck goes into a bar and askes the bartender,

 

"You got any fish?" The bartender replies, "No,

 

this is a bar and we don't sell fish," so the duck

 

leaves. The next day, the duck goes back to the

 

bar and asks, "You got any fish?" The bartender

 

says, "I told you yesterday, this is a bar and we

 

don't sell fish!" The following day the duck returns

 

and says, "You got any fish?" The bartender loses

 

it, grabs the duck by the neck and screams,

 

"I TOLD YOU TWICE, THIS IS A BAR. WE

 

DON'T SELL FISH. IF YOU ASK

AGAIN, I'M GONNA NAIL YOUR WEBBED

 

FEET TO THE FLOOR!" The next day, the duck

 

goes into the bar and asks, "Got any nails?"

 

The bartender sighs and says, "No, we don't have

 

any nails." The duck says, "Good. Got any fish?"

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