U.C. Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Awesome website has all kinds of stupid stuff http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page Check out the Wikipedia Page Microsoft Page Oprah Winfrey Page 200GB iPod Nano Page Linux Page Apple Page Pr0n Page There are lots more articles. A great pass time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabr Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 The website takes a painfully long time to load... Edit: ok, it's working now. Pretty funny site - thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ramm Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Something was invented some time ago, before someone was born, by a renowed linguist Some Dude, more commonly known as That Guy. If you don't believe me, then you need to do something or something else because your something is wrong. Hey, I know I have this written somewhere on a piece of something, lemme look this up! XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apowerr Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 This site is awesome! Thanks for the future hours of enjoyment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siddharth Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 “Our mp3 players are French slang for {censored}.” ~ Bill Gates on the Zune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Universe_JDJ Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 I love this site Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
U.C. Posted May 30, 2007 Author Share Posted May 30, 2007 Apple may convert to Intel which will make their machines almost as bad as Wintel machines. With the new chips, Apple may face a civil war as IBM 'loyalists' face off against the 'Progressive' Intelites. Few can comprehend the social costs of such a war, as it would divide one of the few technological armies which stand against the dominant Microsoft Empire. Already weakened by its losses in the desktop wars, the stunning victories in the Battle of the i's may not be enough to offset this devastating split. To make matters worse, there are rumors of the new OS Roman Numeral 10 'Tabby' being run on standard PCs, creating fears of an army of mutant MacWindows with no loyalties to their mother Apple and being a brat to their abusive father Microsoft. Also, beware of the fabled Apple gamer. They may claim that Apple computers have superior games and technology to play those games, but do not believe them. Usually, if any games come out (which many believe never happens), then it is usually filled with subliminal messages that reshape the Mac owner's mind. Also, if such games do come out, they usually come out 10 or 12 years after they are made available to normal OS's, such as Windows or Linux. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linuxfan66 Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minimono Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 It takes much working time for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac-mini Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 Gaming Linux is one of the greatest gaming platforms ever invented! There are literally thousands of titles. Here is a short listing of just some of the games availible for linux. * Extreme Man Page Reading * Obscure error puzzle palace * Mega Nmap Death Ping * Ksolitaire * sudo * IRC * Learning Emacs * Learning vi * CPU Benchmark: Kernel Compile * KDE-GNOME Flame war * Extreme Code Compiler v2 * Super Slashdot Flamewars v1.0 * eject * eject -t * eject ; eject -t * init 0 * init 6 * dd if=/dev/null of=/dev/hda bs=4096 * There is also a hidden game called super-rm-rf. To use it, try this in your terminal: ~$ su root -c "rm -Rf /" This game is the best, but unfortunately you can only play it once, as you will need to reinstall Linux to play again. Here is a screen shot from the hit game make install. ubergamer@comp:~$ make install Cannot find file please install file. ubergamer@comp:~$ sudo apt-get install file ubergamer@comp:~$ make install Cannot find other file please install other file. ubergamer@comp:~$ sudo apt-get install other file ubergamer@comp:~$ make install Cannot find other other file please install. ubergamer@comp:~$ ... bash: ...: command not found ubergamer@comp:~$ kolf :hysterical: :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRuggedLion Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 Seriously, that is the funniest website on the interweb. I wanna meet the creators/writers of uncyclopedia and smoke a hookah with them. The Napoleon Dynamite page is hilarious. http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_Dynamite Sorry I had to! Hot Topic's Irony Hot Topic, or better now known as G-Mart, is a store intended for individuals who wish to be individuals and stay away from mainstream products. By shopping at Hot Topic, however, these individuals become mainstream themselves. G-Mart creates an irony of such great magnitude that it could create a supermassive black hole at any second, which would destroy everything in the universe minus Wesley Snipes, Santa, Jesus, God, Jack Skellington, the Grue, Anti-Grue, Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Terry Tate, and Dethklok. The whole band. Even Pickles. Especially Pickles. In fact, the universe's destruction would create two clones of Pickles. Because that's how awesome he is. And the state of Louisiana. Of course. Why a {censored}hole like Louisiana wouldn't be destroyed has puzzled scientists for centuries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksideofthemoon Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 so much better than wikipedia.....lol Bill Gates discovers that women, unlike computers, do not accept 3.5" floppies. Also, keep in mind that Bill Gates was, as of 2006, declared to be officially richer than God. As a matter of fact, from the moment that you started reading this article up to now, Bill Gates has become exactly USD$ 2,343,645.55 richer than God; that means he has hired another 100,034,090 rent boys. Bill Gates wrote his autobiography, "Things I Can't Buy" in 2000. The book currently holds the record for world's shortest book, and it reached number one on the book charts and stubbornly refused to move, even after heartfelt talks with its mother and an offer of a healthy retirement sum. It is reported that the book's popularity was mainly due to Bill Gates himself buying out every copy as it was printed. “The Internet is not compatible with Internet Explorer.” ~ Bill Gates on the internet. Bill and his clone Melinda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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