Daniel Felstead Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Clearly this must be the reason why Windows has such a market share! Be warned... You may crash, freeze or even encounter the BSOD when you drink this beverage. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/116782-the-reason-behind-the-microsoft-market-share/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Old but good, I guess we're all familiar with: Ubuntu Cola Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/116782-the-reason-behind-the-microsoft-market-share/#findComment-826899 Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaporATX Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Of course the ubuntu can just contains dirty brown water. You have to boil it for a few hours so it's drinkable. Decide on a wide range of flavors of which most taste like sh*t. Add your own carbonation because licensing restrictions only allow you to have flat water out the box. When you're finally ready to drink it the pull tab will break off requiring you to use a workaround where you punch a hole in the side of the can. The Windows soda tastes vaguely similar to iCola, but you have to be really strong to open the can, can only pour it in one glass, and you can't give anybody else a sip of it. Also, about a third of the cans contain salmonella. iCola tastes incredible, but it costs like $400 bucks a can. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/116782-the-reason-behind-the-microsoft-market-share/#findComment-828910 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Koos Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 x 1 000 000 Groot Koos ps: thanks that made my day! For a moment I thought you're describing something "'....nix"!? Of course the ubuntu can just contains dirty brown water. You have to boil it for a few hours so it's drinkable. Decide on a wide range of flavors of which most taste like sh*t. Add your own carbonation because licensing restrictions only allow you to have flat water out the box. When you're finally ready to drink it the pull tab will break off requiring you to use a workaround where you punch a hole in the side of the can. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/116782-the-reason-behind-the-microsoft-market-share/#findComment-828920 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzie's Soliloquy Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 The thing about Ubuntu Cola is that you can only drink it every sixth months when they actually fill a new can Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/116782-the-reason-behind-the-microsoft-market-share/#findComment-829686 Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaporATX Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Gentoo and Arch cola is really tasty and the flavor stays fresh and new, but you have to mine the bauxite, refine it into aluminum, manufacture the can, grow the sugarcane and flavorings, build a CO2 production facility, and can the product before you can drink it. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/116782-the-reason-behind-the-microsoft-market-share/#findComment-829700 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattwood Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 There is a British Cider producer who use 'apples' logo on their bottles, I am desperately trying to find it.... I use to own a bottle of it too which is more annoying.... Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/116782-the-reason-behind-the-microsoft-market-share/#findComment-829701 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzie's Soliloquy Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 There's an "Apple Car Group" in Guiseley in the UK which even uses a knock-off Apple Logo... Pathetic really Here is their site... they used to have the Bite out of the apple similar to another company ; ) Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/116782-the-reason-behind-the-microsoft-market-share/#findComment-829702 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Felstead Posted July 22, 2008 Author Share Posted July 22, 2008 There's an "Apple Car Group" in Guiseley in the UK which even uses a knock-off Apple Logo... Pathetic really Here is their site... they used to have the Bite out of the apple similar to another company ; ) In Guiseley? Really? Ahah. My dad lives really close to there. I'll keep a lookout next time we drive through. :edit: Fixed a typo :] Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/116782-the-reason-behind-the-microsoft-market-share/#findComment-829782 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzie's Soliloquy Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Right close to the train station (Y) You can't miss it... Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/116782-the-reason-behind-the-microsoft-market-share/#findComment-829791 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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