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Clearly this must be the reason why Windows has such a market share!

Be warned... You may crash, freeze or even encounter the BSOD when you drink this beverage.

Of course the ubuntu can just contains dirty brown water. You have to boil it for a few hours so it's drinkable. Decide on a wide range of flavors of which most taste like sh*t. Add your own carbonation because licensing restrictions only allow you to have flat water out the box. When you're finally ready to drink it the pull tab will break off requiring you to use a workaround where you punch a hole in the side of the can. ;)

 

The Windows soda tastes vaguely similar to iCola, but you have to be really strong to open the can, can only pour it in one glass, and you can't give anybody else a sip of it. Also, about a third of the cans contain salmonella.

 

iCola tastes incredible, but it costs like $400 bucks a can.

;) x 1 000 000

 

Groot Koos

ps: thanks that made my day! For a moment I thought you're describing something "'....nix"!?

 

Of course the ubuntu can just contains dirty brown water. You have to boil it for a few hours so it's drinkable. Decide on a wide range of flavors of which most taste like sh*t. Add your own carbonation because licensing restrictions only allow you to have flat water out the box. When you're finally ready to drink it the pull tab will break off requiring you to use a workaround where you punch a hole in the side of the can. :P

Gentoo and Arch cola is really tasty and the flavor stays fresh and new, but you have to mine the bauxite, refine it into aluminum, manufacture the can, grow the sugarcane and flavorings, build a CO2 production facility, and can the product before you can drink it. :(

There's an "Apple Car Group" in Guiseley in the UK which even uses a knock-off Apple Logo... Pathetic really :(

 

Here is their site... they used to have the Bite out of the apple similar to another company ; )

There's an "Apple Car Group" in Guiseley in the UK which even uses a knock-off Apple Logo... Pathetic really :blink:

 

Here is their site... they used to have the Bite out of the apple similar to another company ; )

 

In Guiseley? Really? Ahah. My dad lives really close to there. I'll keep a lookout next time we drive through.

 

:edit: Fixed a typo :]

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