See here: http://blogs.pcworld.co.nz/pcworld/tux-love/vista_source.gif

Please, read carefully.

AHA! I knew it! Anything that bad would have to have been programmed in Java. Not only doesn't it work, but it uses a hell of a load of resources to work that out.

So you're saying that all things programmed in Java are bad? Maybe it's because most Java "programmers" have no idea what they are doing, hmm? I mean, what the hell are those include .h doing there, anyway?

The one who made this lame joke can't even spell. Incompatibily? Incompatibity?

a void () who's trying to return something ???
and the second if, a 5ghz processor with only 512 mb of ram will run, or a 3Gb ram with a pentium 1 processor will run too
but anyway, it was funny

Right. The code is a total mess...

That reminds me the first time I made a program for my TI graph calc:a bunch of lines with no sense

Before i even clicked the thread link i knew this had to be in the laugh section. It should be in this forum for one word.
Vista....
Says it all...

lmfao, but its kinda all over the place...

That was hilarious

Not only that, but they did a return within an if statement, which as far as I know, isn't a very good idea.

lmao!

Hehe, nice one.

No, actually that's ok.

EDIT: No, actually you're right because he doesn't have any other return statement outside the IF and the whole method returns void anyway. Jeez.

You're supposed to be looking at it as a joke, not a coding sample

Who's up for somehow magically compiling it

I guess...only that guy

Any volunteer?

+3.

That is true, but if you're going to be poking criticism at something, at least make sure you've got YOUR facts straight.

Right on.

Java? It's C or C-ish. C'mon it has printf-s and #include-s.

But funny stuff. I love the SearchAndDesstroy(...)

well that disclose a lot. or what do u think?

Java is for housewives and kids who ride the short bus. Real men code in C++

Oldie but a goody...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5LNTTGDKYo