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(MoC)
Feb 20 2008, 01:47 AM
This new Apple product is slated for a June release this year but Apple has launched a subdomain informative site on some shitty network to give us a hint. Well, we took that hint and here it is folks.

Features:

    Comes in 20gig, 30gig and "My God, you're going to be chafed!" sizes!
    Easy Wipe-Clean cover for accidents!
    Vibrate feature for perverts!
    Free box of tissues so you're never caught sticky!
    Optional hands free kit and accessories!
    Tested fully on fluffy animals! Repeatedly! For fun!

    Comes in a trendy range of colours! (We suggest "Cloudy White" for... you know... camouflage)


READ MORE NOW!
Numberzz
Feb 20 2008, 01:58 AM
*Sigh* You told me this over AIM...
Special-K
Feb 20 2008, 02:49 AM
How is this funny?
R2k.
Feb 20 2008, 09:18 AM
QUOTE(Numberzz @ Feb 20 2008, 02:58 AM) *
*Sigh* You told me this over AIM...

what's on aim , stays on aim. right ? tongue.gif



~R
U.C.
Feb 20 2008, 01:36 PM
Does it read erotic stories with full "effects"???


I am actually bored of pron.
(MoC)
Feb 20 2008, 04:06 PM
QUOTE(R2k. @ Feb 20 2008, 04:18 AM) *
what's on aim , stays on aim. right ? tongue.gif
~R


That's what she said.
Numberzz
Feb 20 2008, 04:30 PM
QUOTE(MasterofComputers @ Feb 20 2008, 08:06 AM) *
That's what she said.

No, it's not.
(MoC)
Feb 21 2008, 12:39 AM
QUOTE(Numberzz @ Feb 20 2008, 11:30 AM) *
No, it's not.


O RLY?!!

I HAZ PROOFZ0R!

Numberzz
Feb 21 2008, 01:09 AM
QUOTE(MasterofComputers @ Feb 20 2008, 04:39 PM) *

Thanks for agreeing with me Hilary Clinton. I'm still not voting for you.
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