A Girls first time Read it all first!


As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.


You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.












So... what were you thinking? XD

Honi soit qui mal y pense

But how does the dentist thrust with the tweezers. My tooth got penetrated?!!!!!1

Anyway, that just made my day.

Absolutely Genius. I laughed out loud!

Yes, that was quite funny indeed.

Nice. Made me chuckle.

I knew that was a dentist from the moment I read this sentence: His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance.

It sounded a little something like this:

Srsly!

LOL

Hahaha! I love post #10

I'm glad you all love it

lololololol

i chuckled out loud

lol, someone needs to turn the image in post 10 into a two (or three) part motion .gif

*kitten+shoe+caption* ~>then~> *black screen + "and den"* ~>then~> *laughing cat + "i lol'd"*

Lol....Very funny! ...

@AllOutMacsToday

I love that cat...

there you go

Nice gif

Still laughing!

nice joke