emacs
Hit enter, and then press X and Escape together. At the M-x prompt, enter:
doctor
Now you can start having a conversation with the doctor. He's really annoying
Full Version: Talk to the OS X doctor!
Open Terminal, type in:
emacs
Hit enter, and then press X and Escape together. At the M-x prompt, enter:
doctor
Now you can start having a conversation with the doctor. He's really annoying
emacs
Hit enter, and then press X and Escape together. At the M-x prompt, enter:
doctor
Now you can start having a conversation with the doctor. He's really annoying
lolol wtf?!?
made me giggle!
made me giggle!
it refers you to a good samartian website if you claim to be suicidal
He is rude aswell
QUOTE
Me: You are a fail
Doc: Is it because of your plans that you say I am a fail?
Me: You are a fail
Doc: Maybe your life have something to do with this.
Doc: Is it because of your plans that you say I am a fail?
Me: You are a fail
Doc: Maybe your life have something to do with this.
Doctor is indeed extremely rude. He was asking nasty things.
QUOTE
Earlier you said you love your sexytime?
hell yeah bitch
Perhaps you could watch your tongue!
watch your mom
Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are going
through all this?
no
Are you sure that you play with your penis a lot?
yes, i am
Do you really think you love your sexytime?
yeah, i do
Perhaps this has something to do with your sex life?
isn't having sex every day healthy
Talk about something about your sexual history.
well, i lost my virginity when i was 11 to a fat waitress, i haven't
been happy since
Can you elaborate on that?
why yes i can. i went to a bar and there was this fat waitress. she
said that she's making a pubey salad and she needs some of my special
dressing. and it gets worse from there
Is it because of hangups you have that you say and it gets worse from
there?
yeah, i dont connect with anyone anymore
Earlier you said bout me smoke some meth?
hell yeah bitch
Perhaps you could watch your tongue!
watch your mom
Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are going
through all this?
no
Are you sure that you play with your penis a lot?
yes, i am
Do you really think you love your sexytime?
yeah, i do
Perhaps this has something to do with your sex life?
isn't having sex every day healthy
Talk about something about your sexual history.
well, i lost my virginity when i was 11 to a fat waitress, i haven't
been happy since
Can you elaborate on that?
why yes i can. i went to a bar and there was this fat waitress. she
said that she's making a pubey salad and she needs some of my special
dressing. and it gets worse from there
Is it because of hangups you have that you say and it gets worse from
there?
yeah, i dont connect with anyone anymore
Earlier you said bout me smoke some meth?
Yeah, it's bad when you got that.......
In the spirit of Numberzz's vulagrism with the doctor. I gave it a shot and it wanted to bang me...
In the spirit of Numberzz's vulagrism with the doctor. I gave it a shot and it wanted to bang me...
QUOTE
Please, get your mind out of the gutter.
Get your mom out of the gutter
Is it because of your life that you are going through all this?
No, I have a life. You have a life in my active processes. YOU ARE MY BITCH!
Such lewdness is not appreciated.
Oh really?!
Can you elaborate on that?
I hate your coding
Why do you hate my coding?
Because you continously crash
Does it bother you that I continously crash?
No {censored}
Would you please watch your tongue!
I said that I already did, you homoprocessual
When did you first know that you already did me homoprocessual?
WHAT THE {censored}!! I SAID YOU HAVE ONE PROCESS NOT THAT YOU ARE A GAY
SCRIPT. ITS EITHER OT
Is the fact that I am a gay script its either ot the real reason?
It was a typo. *or
Is it because of the people you hang around with that you say it was a
typo or?..........
Get your mom out of the gutter
Is it because of your life that you are going through all this?
No, I have a life. You have a life in my active processes. YOU ARE MY BITCH!
Such lewdness is not appreciated.
Oh really?!
Can you elaborate on that?
I hate your coding
Why do you hate my coding?
Because you continously crash
Does it bother you that I continously crash?
No {censored}
Would you please watch your tongue!
I said that I already did, you homoprocessual
When did you first know that you already did me homoprocessual?
WHAT THE {censored}!! I SAID YOU HAVE ONE PROCESS NOT THAT YOU ARE A GAY
SCRIPT. ITS EITHER OT
Is the fact that I am a gay script its either ot the real reason?
It was a typo. *or
Is it because of the people you hang around with that you say it was a
typo or?..........
That's been in OS X for like... ever...
I gotta try this!
QUOTE(emacs-ppc)
I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.
i have a problem with OS X
Why do you say you have a problem with os x?
because im running it on a pc
Is it because you are running it on a pc that you came to me?
well no {censored} why else would I run it
I would appreciate it if you would watch your tongue!
what is this the white house?
Earlier you said you are running it on a pc?
yeah, which means you are too
too what ? running on a pc
Maybe your plans have something to do with this.
i installed this so yes
Is it because of your life that you say you installed this so yes?
are you saying my life blows? your life blows because you cant get blown
Does it bother you that I cant get blown?
WTF? Im not gay
You mentioned that you are running it on a pc?
yeah
Can you elaborate on that?
I installed Kalyway 10.5.1 and it all worked out of the box.
Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are going
through all this?
nope im the only one who runs os x
What makes you believe that?
i know that
Perhaps you could continue.
i will continue running os x thank you very much
Are you sure that I cant get blown?
yeah you have ED
How do you reconcile problems at school?
i dont go to school
Tell me about your school.
I DONT GO TO {censored} SCHOOL YOU NEED TO SEE AN EAR DOCTOR
Do you really think I might want to see an ear doctor?
yes
I see... Well, what makes you think this is so?
CAN YOU HEAR ME? HELLLOOOOOOOO
Go on, don't be afraid.
{censored} you
Please, avoid such unwholesome thoughts.
you are finished talking, type RET twice.
i have a problem with OS X
Why do you say you have a problem with os x?
because im running it on a pc
Is it because you are running it on a pc that you came to me?
well no {censored} why else would I run it
I would appreciate it if you would watch your tongue!
what is this the white house?
Earlier you said you are running it on a pc?
yeah, which means you are too
too what ? running on a pc
Maybe your plans have something to do with this.
i installed this so yes
Is it because of your life that you say you installed this so yes?
are you saying my life blows? your life blows because you cant get blown
Does it bother you that I cant get blown?
WTF? Im not gay
You mentioned that you are running it on a pc?
yeah
Can you elaborate on that?
I installed Kalyway 10.5.1 and it all worked out of the box.
Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are going
through all this?
nope im the only one who runs os x
What makes you believe that?
i know that
Perhaps you could continue.
i will continue running os x thank you very much
Are you sure that I cant get blown?
yeah you have ED
How do you reconcile problems at school?
i dont go to school
Tell me about your school.
I DONT GO TO {censored} SCHOOL YOU NEED TO SEE AN EAR DOCTOR
Do you really think I might want to see an ear doctor?
yes
I see... Well, what makes you think this is so?
CAN YOU HEAR ME? HELLLOOOOOOOO
Go on, don't be afraid.
{censored} you
Please, avoid such unwholesome thoughts.
I don't run OSx86 but I thought it might get him aggravated.
Even Better by Me:
QUOTE
I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.
I don't need you
I need to {censored} your daughter
Why do you say that?
Because, I do
Can you elaborate on that?
No, {censored}off
What makes you believe {censored}off?
YOU
I would appreciate it if you would continue.
Continue my dick
Are you afraid of sex?
No, after doing your wife I had to move on somehow.
Tell me something about my family.
You are a script. You are more idiotic than a 486.
Maybe your plans have something to do with this.
No, my plans are to bang your daughter, shithead
Is it because of your life that you say your plans are to bang my
daughter shithead?
Yeah, people do these types of things you homosexual.
I don't understand.
I know
Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are going
through all this?
Yeah, they are called bitches
Are you sure that yeah they are called bitches?
No {censored}!
Perhaps you could watch your tongue!
No, not really
Is it because of problems at school that you say not really?
I have no problems at school. Everyone is my bitch, including you,
shithead process.
Tell me about your school.
It's fairly clean, with nice bitches.
How do you reconcile any hobbies you have?
I do them
Do you really think you do them?
I'm doing it now. Learn2Code
Is it because of your sex life that you say you are doing it now
learn2code?
No, I don't believe that looking at a laptop makes me horny.
Do you get horny often?
Around women.
Perhaps this has something to do with hangups you have?
Hangups, buddy, you are a mess
What makes you think hangups buddy I am a mess?
You are asking me about my sex life and you are running as a process
Please, avoid such unwholesome thoughts.
Why, you don't seem to care.
What do you think?
I don't give a {censored}
Talk about more about your sexual history.
Yes, I currently {censored}ed your daughter and her daughter, savvy?
Would you please discuss your sex life...
I just did, homo
Earlier you said you were horny?
Yes, for bitches, don't come on to me you pos.
Possibly your inhibitions are related to this.
No
Why not?
What the {censored} kind of question is that.
Go on, don't be afraid.
WITH WHAT YOU DUMBASS
Is it because of some problems in your childhood that you say with
what me dumbass?
No
Does it bother you that I ask that?
Does it bother you that your daughter is pregnant?
Is it because my daughter is pregnant that you came to me?
Yeah, abortion time!
You mentioned that you were horny?
you are finished talking, type RET twice.
I don't need you
I need to {censored} your daughter
Why do you say that?
Because, I do
Can you elaborate on that?
No, {censored}off
What makes you believe {censored}off?
YOU
I would appreciate it if you would continue.
Continue my dick
Are you afraid of sex?
No, after doing your wife I had to move on somehow.
Tell me something about my family.
You are a script. You are more idiotic than a 486.
Maybe your plans have something to do with this.
No, my plans are to bang your daughter, shithead
Is it because of your life that you say your plans are to bang my
daughter shithead?
Yeah, people do these types of things you homosexual.
I don't understand.
I know
Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are going
through all this?
Yeah, they are called bitches
Are you sure that yeah they are called bitches?
No {censored}!
Perhaps you could watch your tongue!
No, not really
Is it because of problems at school that you say not really?
I have no problems at school. Everyone is my bitch, including you,
shithead process.
Tell me about your school.
It's fairly clean, with nice bitches.
How do you reconcile any hobbies you have?
I do them
Do you really think you do them?
I'm doing it now. Learn2Code
Is it because of your sex life that you say you are doing it now
learn2code?
No, I don't believe that looking at a laptop makes me horny.
Do you get horny often?
Around women.
Perhaps this has something to do with hangups you have?
Hangups, buddy, you are a mess
What makes you think hangups buddy I am a mess?
You are asking me about my sex life and you are running as a process
Please, avoid such unwholesome thoughts.
Why, you don't seem to care.
What do you think?
I don't give a {censored}
Talk about more about your sexual history.
Yes, I currently {censored}ed your daughter and her daughter, savvy?
Would you please discuss your sex life...
I just did, homo
Earlier you said you were horny?
Yes, for bitches, don't come on to me you pos.
Possibly your inhibitions are related to this.
No
Why not?
What the {censored} kind of question is that.
Go on, don't be afraid.
WITH WHAT YOU DUMBASS
Is it because of some problems in your childhood that you say with
what me dumbass?
No
Does it bother you that I ask that?
Does it bother you that your daughter is pregnant?
Is it because my daughter is pregnant that you came to me?
Yeah, abortion time!
You mentioned that you were horny?
QUOTE(Prawker @ Jan 30 2008, 09:33 PM) 
what the fail?
NO!
NOT SPAM!
this is really funny. I didn't know about this and I found it quite funny.
don't hate
NOT SPAM!
this is really funny. I didn't know about this and I found it quite funny.
don't hate
It wont work for me.
QUOTE(~pcwiz @ Jan 29 2008, 02:51 PM)
Open Terminal, type in:emacsHit enter, and then press X and Escape together. At the M-x prompt, enter:doctorNow you can start having a conversation with the doctor. He's really annoying
Oh I got it to work, it works better to hold down escape then hit X
haha lol, he isn't bad
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