yep, so ill be gone for this month (grounded).... heres the story.... well, stole some keys.... the master keys, and some one snitched..... and all this crap, and now im expelled from (18,000 catholic) highschool..... man im screwed. any advice on what to pass the time with?

from your interests, I'd say get some certifications on stuff you already know.. nothing like having papers to back your skills..

Learn some new programming lang. make some websites. redo some computers. Figure out the meaning of Cheese

hmm don't know. good luck with what ever you do.

Edit: I agree with Hagar, when I got laid off from work, I got my MCSE and MCSA, I was bored

So I figure you'll be going to a Real Man's Public School now?

God if I had gone to a Catholic high school I so would have been expelled too.

Anyway, if you really are grounded from the internet, either a) get some certs, or get a job.

Both do two things: one, make you smarter and possibly give you money, and two, make you look responsible, a good thing to happen after getting expelled.

good idea everybody,


and i am going *back* to public school, i only made through 2.5 years of catholic school. oh, and i got lucky and my mom was like "ok, lifes over, i guess it doesnt matter, you dont have to go to your room..." and im like "what am i going to do downstairs" and my moms like "whatever you do on your computer, look at porn or whatever" and im like "emm..... i play videogames, but ok!" so idk how long this will last though..... and everything started to change for the better after i toked.... so i guess its not that bad.

oh, and how would i go about getting certified>?

Most people here in Italy go to public schools (in the US meaning of the word).

Only people who can't or do not want to learn go to schools run by priests.

Contrary to the criticism they sometimes get, Italian public schools are quite good.

ur mom rocks, if that happened to me, my mom would have smashed my computer ang grounded me for a very long time

you should create a website

learn objective-c, then you could write your own mac os x apps.

Get certifications, i left school, and now im doing a ccna and some other certs as part of a engineering course

not really, she then proceded to yell at me for an hour and a half until dad got home (he really doesnt need the stress because of his job.)


and HOW DO I GET CERTIFIED? and asap18, why would i program for mac? lol

Complete highschool at the local community college. Most CCs have programs for certification and highschool completion.

Certification usually costs money tho, to take the test?

dude, create a game, os, mod an os, application, so much fun stuff to do there is (sorry i sound like yoda)

Sleep

lol if I were you the first thing I'd do is pound whoever ratted me out into a pulp
then i'd go to Japan. Don't ask.

id have sex.

after i'd beat that other guy, i'd have sex with his girlfriend!!!
just because it's a Catholic school and all...

Get Apple certified. Go apply for a job at Apple or something. Get your RHCE and learn Linux. Everything mobile is running Linux now, as well as %70 of the net's servers. If you don't learn UNIX you will get left behind with the 1984 Windoze boneheads.

Youth is wasted on the young.

HAHA> Dude, no {censored}. I'm 25 and I feel like I am 45.

Heres how to get certified for RHCE
1) Goto redhat.com
2) Find nearest Redhat Training Partner
3) Visit Training Prtner
4) Pay cash for RHCE
5) Study hard
6) Give Exam and get certificate

Most of these training partners give a lot of certifications.

Whats HOT right now: Linux, Oracle, Cisco, PHP

Making a site/game/learning programming wont help you get a good job. Learning Cisco and getting hired as a Network Admin is a good job.

NOTE: Most of these certifications have validity's, so check it out.

watch porn and the time will fly by (ahahahahahaha)

Do you realize, even now, that you must think first, before performing an action that might cost much ?

I think that you you may consider "passing your time" in learning how to use your brains proactively.

Light`n Up, lopo

You're in some {censored} boy. Drugs. That's you're future. Seriously, try to fight it, you'll lose and you will become a crack head or something. Either way.... go buy some cocaine and stop {censored} around online.

bahhahahah too late, havnt tried coke yet but i have done some others.... fun stuff!'


I fully intend on that and the Deccan, he was all in my face and {censored}, im gonna break his legs, good thing i dont buy into that catholicism thingy...


and i may look into this certification thing.

Emigrate to a country where proper education is free for everybody and getting expelled once is no real biggie. Get your A-level (or whatever you call it where you are) and you have the choice to go to University and then on a well paid job, or alternatively, get a job immediately with rubbish pay or why not straight on unemployment?...
best of luck

work at the genious bar, you gat paid, and you don't need to know much

Best thing is to get a certification, trust me. What unstable Connection said is all 100% true, get a cisco CCNA, sure it needs lots of studying but thats whats cramming is for, sit the exam, and pow, you got urself a certification, just go to http://www.cisco.com/web/learning/netacad/index.html

Yeah, my school is great, they offer courses for A+, A+ Server, and CCNA (which im taking).

if i got expelled from school. i would...

A) Sleep
At least try to get into a public high school, and work hard to get another chance at going to college
C) Get a job
D) Get a cert

also, what were you planning do to with these master keys BTW?

i know what i'd do with my school's master keys

EBAY

senior prank (a-la breaking and entering then building a non removeable statue with quickcrete in the office) now its more like REVENGE, i do have a copy of the door key, but none of the others now all i gotta do is make about 20 copys and drop em off to my old cohorts. i cant wait! and AllOutMacsToday, they check ebay.... and no one would look there for keys.... hmmm what to do for revenge? maybe something out of the anarchists cookbook (yes... i know most of its bull... but some of it has some basis) any ideas for revenge anyone? oh, and im trying to get into public school, and since we paid all that $ to go to watterson they offered to let me "withdraw" so it wouldnt go on my permanent record i did.

If your school has a swimming pool, go buy a bunch of jello, go in, and dump it in the pool. Or, go rent a bunch of cows or something and let them in the door, lock it, and then have them walking around the school when they come in.

BAHAHHAH, but i was thinking something more.... distructive, (and we dont have a pool, and i live near the city, not out in the farmlands, so a cows out)

make a Potato Canon

Dice

Once at my school we hid all the slates and primers from the headmaster.

i probably am on the same road as bwsh8r (i think i spelled that right). sucsefully evaded 12 maintanance guys who where looking for me in the restricted part of the basement. oh, and i have a rubbing of the master key

got it from pete who got th key from securite guard

Yes, pick up a copy of: "God is not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything" by Christopher Hitchens. When you go back, giv'em hell.
(damn bunch of dressed-up penquins)

Paint your toenails to look like talons, so when you pick up mice with your feet, you can pretend you're an eagle.

It's an hour, isn't it?

Wow. This was an old thread you two dug up. Best thing to do is to complete High School in anyway possible (It's great your going to public) and then get into college.

or u can continue to bring up old topics, like what im doing