Like if your name was Vbetts

OR JontheSavage

OR vaporATX


I think this is hillarious!? what have you said that you were later sorry about and wished you could remove?

SticMAN

You may also paste someone else's quote, BUT it has to be REAL!!
"Installed Leopard working 100% except, display, networking and no sound!"

I did something like this once before, but got in trouble for it. I sort of regret that whole thread actually, very childish, yet funny to an extent...

I had a couple good ones some time back, can't find them anymore though But really it shouldn't be too hard to find a quote. Just look for threads titled like "PLZ help me or else i will give up OSx86!!!!11!1"

O.M.G

it really is )

OS X is not too good for me...

Self-confidence is the key to happiness!

Mac Users Have Different Brains

These are a few me and my friend had a..... while.... ago. Some are retarded and are probably only funny to me but w/e....

Found one more!

LOL......

Yeah I thought I had posted in the original post that I was on Mac...

And no I wasn't implying that I thougth Mac was a Linux distro lol

Not mine but one of favourite quotes

This quote was made by my ex, (after a year long head scratching over a perfect excuse to come up with, before she could ditch me)
"I think you are too fair for me. I don't want to marry a fair guy." (she was not talking about the fairness as in fairness of character, etc)

P.S: I found it funny, so I replied, either let me smear some tar, or you go and get some lime

"Ahh crap...."

"Did you go to 4chan again?"

"Yeah....where's Control-Alt-Delete for my brain, again?"
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"Oh God!"

"Wow, why would you post a picture on the internet if you were THAT ugly...."

"Man the Ion Cannon!"

"...that's 'man the harpoons', dumbass."

"Whatever it is, just f***ing man them!"
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".....Why are you using portals to walk across the room....?"

"Because I'm lazy."

"You're lucky it's just a game, you'd probably collapse the space time continuum if you did that in real li--"

"--Wait--shhh!!.....did a black hole just open up, somewhere?
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"Look, all I'm saying it OS X is for people who want pretty with no backbone."

"Umm...no, actually. It's for people who are logical, intelligent, creative, and like computers that don't crash."

"Dude, what are you talking about? PCs don't crash, and they don't get viruses either"

"......whoa! Did you hear that?"

"Umm...hear what?"

"That was the complete and total justification of every person whoever said PC users are ignorant. Where's your control-alt-delete for that, jackass?"
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"I wonder if God has a control-alt-delete..."

"Yeah, it's called a black hole."
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All of the above quotes are my friend Pat and I...honest to goodness....we make alot of fun of each other....sometimes it just gets epic.

An IM from a friend with a question about Vista x64:

"Is there anyway I can use like 54 bits instead of 64 bits so it'll be a little bit faster?"

Lemme see if I can find it....

Special-K

Mebster

djet

during the rocky patch my friend was trying to motivate his wife into finding a job (this was before they split up). He phoned her one day and came out with this great quote...



although she did find another guy on there

Hey, it's true though. =]

Are we talking about things we said or things we said on the forum? Well when I was a kid instead of saying "Patience is a virtue,"I would say



I actually thought that was the actual quote and whenever I said it it made me feel very powerful!

not mine. it's going round the ubuntu forum...

"They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards it has satanic messages on it, Heck that's nothing. Play it forwards and it'll install Windows!"

How did I ever miss this thread....hahaha

The best thing I ever typed in a thread was, "The best thing I ever typed in a thread was,"

this is the absolute stupidest thread i ever did on ubuntu it is so lol worthy they should make a encyclopedia dramatica page about me... im going to quote this aswell xD...

im doing it soon going to cost me some money though but thats not hard to get but guys free internet for me:P but hard to maintain

but my questions is this perfectly legal with all the craptacular companys out there reinacting two girls 1 cup with there customers

ROTFL!!!!!

"how the hell can a fat rabbit fit in that hole?"

ummmm...lol

"my dad always used to say that if fat albert comes out of your girlfriends vagina while having sex and says hey hey hey!!! you know you have an sti..."

lol from the tremulous forums

"I cant find the hole!"

ummm... no comment joking my girlfriend said that her ex said that

"SHART LIKE ITS 1969 YEEEEHHAAAA!!!!1111"

" funts penis is too small for the power buttong back to the drawing board we need some black ppl"

"what!!!!111 that 14 year old boy will never be the same D:"

ubuntu forums Danny

"I know I've probably messed this up pretty badly myself, but if anyone can help me out here, I'd really appreciate it. I like to think of myself as good with computers, but up against Ubuntu I seem to have failed every time.

1. How do I eject the CD now?

2. Why isn't the CD working anymore?

3. Can some one guide me through setting up internet?"


WHICH THREAD IS THAT!!!1111

a quote from the_kost on youtube

"hate me or not as long as you use a mac i will make my way out for you"