Let me explain the situation:
My father works high in his company and he knows the President of Fidelity very closely. So soon this President Dick, which I assume his name is, is having a dinner/rally at his house in Atherton and I don't want to go. I assumed his name is President Dick because he is having a John McCain dinner. So I ask you now: what do I do/ask him when I meet John McCain. I don't want to like throw something at him and get shot by secret service, although I do admit that getting shot by secret service would be an awesome way to die. Any ideas?

You are so weird!

Yes being shot by the SS would be cool!


Ask him if you bend over will he kiss your ass?

I'd bull** my way through the dinner with him and ask about healthcare, Iraq, and all those big touchy issues. Then I would do this http://www.thedailytube.com/video/8978/roc...spring-breakers [Forward to 0:15 left].

Are you absolutely certain you're not just trying to gloat about the fact that you may meet John McCain?

I second getting shot by the SS, would be so cool.

just dress an armor vest and an iron hat yu get the shot but still you'll be safe
safety first ;D

Well actually you would third that?

Now I fourth it.

haha.

Numberzz, just be respectful and bs your way through it. If this is important to your dad, you sure as hell don't want to pull a stunt. Though getting shot by the SS would be a great story. Just wear a bulletproof armor plating. Or show up as Iron Man.

Ask him in front of everyone if he's every had any homosexual thoughts.

Beer Dannon Ensure chugging contest!

Shake his hand and act professional, don't be a little "shout in your face" idiot like a lot of people are suggesting. The man is a senator, show him some respect (don't like treat him like a god) but don't try to pull a stunt.....