Numberzz
May 29 2008, 05:18 PM
You have to check out this website, it's hilarious and for real. The FAQ is funny as well.
The Flat Earth SocietyFAQQUOTE
Q: "Why do the all the world Governments say the Earth is round?"
A: It's a conspiracy
Q: "What about NASA? Don't they have photos to prove that the Earth is round?"
A: NASA is part of the conspiracy too. The photos are faked.
Q: "Why has no-one taken a photo of the Earth that proves it is flat?"
A: The government prevents people from getting close enough to the Ice Wall to take a picture.
Q: "How did NASA create these images with the computer technology available at the time?"
A: Since NASA did not send rockets into space, they instead spent the money on developing advanced computers and imaging software instead
SDRacer48
May 29 2008, 06:23 PM
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA....
That shows a flat oval earth. Everyone knows the earth is a flat trapezoid...
SticMAC™
May 29 2008, 06:27 PM
Next thing is.... people telling me Unicorns aren't PINK!!??
SticMAN
bwhsh8r
May 29 2008, 06:36 PM
LMFAO!
this is the pinnacle of internet right here
(MoC)
May 30 2008, 12:19 AM
QUOTE(bwhsh8r @ May 29 2008, 02:36 PM)

LMFAO!
this is the pinnacle of internet right here
AGREE XD XD XD
ResX
May 30 2008, 01:31 AM
I just lold
djet
May 30 2008, 03:34 PM
Couldn't this be destroyed by taking one place ride?
groudon185p
Jun 1 2008, 01:23 PM
PWND!!! FAILZ!!! TOTAL OBLITERATED!!!
this wasnt me by the way
look at this thread...
http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index...g22714#msg22714this person wants pics of this "ice wall" that surrounds the earth just look at the math and his theory they are so pwned
Tim Smart
Jun 1 2008, 01:26 PM
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I once visited a very large lake on a holiday, it was so large you could see ever so slightly the curve of the earth on it.
(MoC)
Jun 1 2008, 02:39 PM
It's math man. Seriously, they can't make an ice wall. We would have found out.
Numberzz
Jun 1 2008, 02:47 PM
I was reading the thread that groudon185p provided, and some of it is really funny.
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Wait, can you REALLY not provide me ANY tangible evidence of this huge wall of ice?
The oceans are still full of water.
Paranoid Marvin
Jun 1 2008, 07:46 PM
Ah, this is solid gold!
Just shows how even the most stupid conspiricy theories have mindless followers!
erei33
Jun 1 2008, 09:50 PM
They're all trolls, I don't think any of them actually believe that.
djet
Jun 2 2008, 04:31 AM
groudon, one of the guys actually made a good post in response.... still a load of crap though.
Seven Silhouette
Jun 2 2008, 07:00 AM
Holy crap. This is gold.
Paranoid Marvin
Jun 2 2008, 11:15 AM
I have to say, these guys have done a very good job of thinking about everything.
I was going to make a post about seasons and weather, and how a flat earth would reach a thermal equilibrium, but then I read the explanation about the rotation of the sun. They've covered themselves pretty good!
One thing they can't explain though: parralax.
(MoC)
Jun 3 2008, 01:50 AM
QUOTE(Paranoid Marvin @ Jun 2 2008, 07:15 AM)

I have to say, these guys have done a very good job of thinking about everything.
I was going to make a post about seasons and weather, and how a flat earth would reach a thermal equilibrium, but then I read the explanation about the rotation of the sun. They've covered themselves pretty good!
One thing they can't explain though: parralax.
They never will explain it. Two logical things in my opinion.
1. They keep referring to "the government". There is no global government! Are they saying this only affects the US?
2. They keep referring to "NASA invested money in imaging rather than space exploration". Uh, yeah, great, are we forgetting Russia. Russia, my friends, were the first in space and they had data. Even if there was a conspiracy they would have found out. Remember the time when the US gvmt. said Area 51 was fake. Russia took satellite images and posted them on mass media the next day as one giant slap. Are these flat Earth idiots serious!!!?
awesomo
Jun 3 2008, 04:38 AM
I seriously think I Just peed my pants. EVERYTHING IS A CONSPIRACY. WE ARE LIVING A LIE!! hahahah
solaar
Jun 3 2008, 11:25 AM
I think their skulls are also perfectly flat right above the eyebrows.
Embio
Jun 3 2008, 03:36 PM
my favourite bit of that site is words to the effect of 'whats the motivation for this?' 'unknown - probably money'
Hara Taiki
Sep 15 2008, 02:31 PM
I am necroposting/necrobumping this.
I am a moderator there now.
nirmalya
Sep 27 2008, 07:15 AM
But I always thought that the earth was shaped as a pyramid, wait, hang on, not a pyramid, it resembles the frustum of a cone... LOL
booger_sniffer5000
Oct 1 2008, 01:55 AM
I love how they refer to each other as brothers, and believe that they are the only ones who know "the truth". Where do they get these ideas anyways? The ignorance of some people.
peach-os
Oct 1 2008, 04:28 AM
now after it´s proofed we could sue some airlines because they´ve made a lot of money flying weired routes over greenland although they knew the earth is flat! bastards!
splits
Oct 2 2008, 08:46 PM
Q: "What's underneath the Earth?" aka "What's on the bottom?" aka "What's on the other side?"
A: This is unknown. Some believe it to be just rocks, others believe the Earth rests on the back of four elephants and a turtle.
OMFG!!! I'm so gonna make my wife believe this this site!
Hara Taiki
Oct 27 2008, 09:01 PM
It's all a joke. I should know, I freakin' mod the forums there!
hecker
Oct 27 2008, 10:48 PM
I wonder how they know how thick the ice wall is if nobody can even get close to it.
peach-os
Oct 28 2008, 12:05 AM
....and if you wonder how it´s possible that in australia they have summer in december -
that´s very simple: the sun is moving around the world !
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