I have the perfect solution. Just run this app below. You run it, enter your root password, then enter your credit card number, and it "checks to see if you have the virus" and if you do, it "removes it" for you, for free. No really!
It's totally safe, my friend Larry said so and he's been around since 1988.
Here's the app:
This app isn't sinister at all.app
Oh, and if there's anything wrong with the app, you should blame Apple, because clearly it's their fault.
EDIT: I have done some research and this company introduced the software back in 2003 (first written in 2002) so please refrain from stupid little comments like this (it can be held against you in court).
What the hell are you talking about? You're going to take me to court? <comment deleted by mod for foul language/flaming>
An exploit that requires you to grant it root access is NOT an exploit.
In the sense that you're exploiting the user's trust, perhaps. But agreed. Not a Mac OS X exploit in the technical sense.