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The First Annual InsanelyMac award for the largest ePenis


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Well, as the previous topic I made here got people laughing like crazy, I decided to make a small and fun pun on the awards going on in the other forum. You must use the formula below to calculate the nominee's ePenis size. Then you must write a short description on why you picked him or her. You may not nominate yourself. The 10 people with the most nominations will be featured in the poll. Good Luck!

 

Length in inches = (post count + rank) /100

 

Below is a list for the numbers you add on according to your rank.

 

InsanelyMac Protege = 10

Insanely Geek = 20

InsanelyMac Sage = 30

InsanelyMac Legend = 40

InsanelyMac Deity = 50

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teh 1337n3ss = 80

Donator = 60

News Team = 80

Wiki Team = 70

Moderator = 90

Tech Team = 100

Administrator = 110

 

EDIT: Forgot to add news team.

EDIT 2: Fixed Standings. Thx #'z

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Mark, I'm 14.87....

And you are 8.05....

I PWN YOU!

 

And I nominate Numberzz with a size of 30.54 30.64 because of all the funny jokes he cracks and for the news he brings us.

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Ummm so can I add my own points to their score or is it only based on rank/position....if so that's pretty {censored}.

 

 

THink Mark = 170 (110 for obsession with making funny media out of world leaders and 60 for donator) w/e else for how many posts he has....lets say 10 percent of their posts? so..... 75 more points so it actuall 245 points

Numberzz = I don't feel like looking it up so 300 for you

Kiko (I havn't seen him but he was annoying to me) = 500

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Having a real girlfriend: 500 Points

 

Having some sort of life outside of the internet: 758 Points

 

Being awesome at Guitar Hero: 420 Points

 

Going on a Mac Forum and finding a thread about the sizes of ePenises: Priceless

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I should put a men only tag here. Macgirl has the biggest ePenis of us all, and that does look or sound disturbing :|

 

OMG...Macgirl is going to kick some butt around here ...

 

Did you think on that when you started the thread? :lol:

 

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If Gurus are allowed,then Rammjet could win the prize (you forgot the Gurus)

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Having a real girlfriend: 500 Points

 

Having some sort of life outside of the internet: 758 Points

 

Being awesome at Guitar Hero: 420 Fail Points

 

Going on a Mac Forum and finding a thread about the sizes of ePenises: Priceless

 

There are some things money can buy. For everything else, go get a damn job. :P

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