(MoC) Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 I haven't laughed like this in a very, very long time. Take a look for yourself! My favorite excerpts YOU: "Man, I can't believe it, I got over 5,000 hits today on my Fred Durst Fanart site today." VERY INTERNET PERSON: "I remember when my site was getting 5,000 daily hits. That was like a year ago, now we're around 10,000 daily." YOU: (Furious) "Well... well... what I meant to say was that we get 5,000 hits MONTHLY, not daily!" VERY INTERNET PERSON: "So you actually get less traffic than that each day?" YOU: (Confused) "I mean, no, what I meant was that... OH I JUST GOT AN EMAIL, IT TURNS OUT MY HIT COUNTER WAS BROKEN, I GOT 15 MILLION HITS YESTERDAY, WOW!!!" VERY INTERNET PERSON: "You have thoroughly defeated me on the Internet. There is no reason for me to continue living anymore." VERY INTERNET PERSON: " :censored2: man, IE just crashed." YOU: "I don't use IE, I use TurboSurf 200X Ultimate Pro Edition Zarg. It's never crashed on me in nine years, which is truly remarkable consider I only downloaded it last night. Only faggots use IE. What the hell is wrong with you? If you use IE, you deserve system crashes and maybe Bill Gates should just come over to your house and rape your mom you {censored}head, I hate you, die." VERY INTERNET PERSON: "Okay, I'm done rebooting, what did you say?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numberzz Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Woah woah woah, I thought, by using Internet Explorer, I was helping my ePenis. DAMMIT!!!! Below is how a real man's web page is supposed to look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ongeloof Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Think Mark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
U.C. Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 OH Man. I just cant stop laughing. This has to be the funniest article ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(MoC) Posted March 23, 2008 Author Share Posted March 23, 2008 Think Mark It already is. This article to help the n00bs out just made it even larger. -_- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ongeloof Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 I can throw my {censored} ePenis over my shoulder Think Mark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(MoC) Posted March 24, 2008 Author Share Posted March 24, 2008 I can throw my {censored} ePenis over my shoulder Think Mark Two things 1. That was way too much information 2. That would not be useful, you just have a rope :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djet Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Scientific studies at Harvard University have shown over and over again that people who simply use the common "Internet Explorer" webbrowser provided by Microsoft are clinically known as "stupid faggots." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ongeloof Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 1: Djet 2: I will go get a hammock later to hold my ePenis in place 3: I utterly agree with the Internet Explorer "Fact" Think Mark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(MoC) Posted March 24, 2008 Author Share Posted March 24, 2008 Whoo! A link I posted got quoted in someones sig. There we go, I think it just grew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ongeloof Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Or, you know, bigger than Numberzz.. Not mine though, i can now play Jump robe with mine;) Think Mark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djet Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 You know..... the line here between human anatomy & Bamfliness is becoming blurred I think.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ongeloof Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Think Mark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numberzz Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Or, you know, bigger than Numberzz.. Not mine though, i can now play Jump robe with mine;) Think Mark Just because I have 2 Zs in my name doesn't mean that the 2nd Z can be interpreted as "'s." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djet Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Off course if it IS numberss it makes it sound pretty homo..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ongeloof Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 It is beginning to sound just the slightest bit homo... Think Mark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djet Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Of course TM you got some old guy about to stick his mouth on something vaguely similar to the name of this topic and is saying to it "Are you ready to rock?" Idk.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Marvin Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(MoC) Posted March 25, 2008 Author Share Posted March 25, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ongeloof Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 djet: MoC: You put an S instead of a Z... your ePenis is now miniscule... Think Mark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djet Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 /correct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(MoC) Posted March 25, 2008 Author Share Posted March 25, 2008 lmao. Who cares, it's a kat (Pun intended) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scj312 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Cats can't speel anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufus T. Firefly Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 the beginning of this thread had real potential now it's gone down the {censored}ter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Marvin Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 the beginning of this thread had real potential now it's gone down the {censored}ter Potential? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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