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A fun game where you simply add a sentence to the story in front of you. You have to copy the whole story into your post so that you don't have to scroll through posts.

Example:

Post 1: I dropped my computer.

Post 2: I dropped my computer. It happened to be a Windows so I dropped it down a well.

 

Rules: Make your sentence actually go with the others. Nothing pervertedly perverted.

 

START: I chunked a Macbook out the window.

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I chucked the Macbook out the window. The fireman promised it will be OK! I went downstairs to inspect the damage. But the fireman had run away. I saw him get hit by the firetruck.

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I chucked the Macbook out the window. The fireman promised it will be OK! I went downstairs to inspect the damage. But the fireman had run away. I saw him get hit by the firetruck.I did not care.Other fireman went to rescue him because he got two broken legs.

 

 

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@ Numberzz

 

Sorry :)

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I chucked the Macbook out the window. The fireman promised it will be OK! I went downstairs to inspect the damage. But the fireman had run away. I saw him get hit by the firetruck. I did not care. Other fireman went to rescue him because he got two broken legs. They all got hit by a police van.

 

Happy Now Numberzz??

 

 

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It was a cold and stormy night. A fireman showed up outside my house with a busted macbook. I yelled, "Not interested!!", and slammed the door. He pulled out his fireman's axe and busted down the door.

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It was a cold and stormy night. A fireman showed up outside my house with a busted macbook. I yelled, "Not interested!!", and slammed the door. He pulled out his fireman's axe and busted down the door. Then he went straight into my girlfriends bedroom and thought that if the MacBook Air fits in an envelope it could surley fit in my girlfriend's {censored}.

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Lol (really I did)

 

It was a cold and stormy night. A fireman showed up outside my house with a busted macbook. I yelled, "Not interested!!", and slammed the door. He pulled out his fireman's axe and busted down the door. Then he went straight into my girlfriends bedroom and thought that if the MacBook Air fits in an envelope it could surley fit in my girlfriend's {censored}. Luckily, it was wearing a condom.

 

(Nothing more perverted, please!)

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t was a cold and stormy night. A fireman showed up outside my house with a busted macbook. I yelled, "Not interested!!", and slammed the door. He pulled out his fireman's axe and busted down the door. Then he went straight into my girlfriends bedroom and thought that if the MacBook Air fits in an envelope it could surley fit in my girlfriend's {censored}. Luckily, it was wearing a condom. Unfortunately it did not fit, and being a smart MacBook Air, it refrained from secks.

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It was a cold and stormy night. A fireman showed up outside my house with a busted macbook. I yelled, "Not interested!!", and slammed the door. He pulled out his fireman's axe and busted down the door. Then he went straight into my girlfriends bedroom and thought that if the MacBook Air fits in an envelope it could surley fit in my girlfriend's {censored}. Luckily, it was wearing a condom. Unfortunately it did not fit, and being a smart MacBook Air, it refrained from secks. He chunked the useless Macbook AIr out the window and I thought how when I first was it, it was a Macbook, not a Macbook Air.

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He pulled out his fireman's axe and busted down the door. Then he went straight into my girlfriends bedroom and thought that if the MacBook Air fits in an envelope it could surley fit in my girlfriend's {censored}. Luckily, it was wearing a condom. Unfortunately it did not fit, and being a smart MacBook Air, it refrained from secks. He chunked the useless Macbook AIr out the window and I thought how when I first was it, it was a Macbook, not a Macbook Air. But then suddenly, he whipped out his 17" MacBook Pro and wanted to try and see if it could fit unprotected!

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He pulled out his fireman's axe and busted down the door. Then he went straight into my girlfriends bedroom and thought that if the MacBook Air fits in an envelope it could surley fit in my girlfriend's {censored}. Luckily, it was wearing a condom. Unfortunately it did not fit, and being a smart MacBook Air, it refrained from secks. He chunked the useless Macbook AIr out the window and I thought how when I first was it, it was a Macbook, not a Macbook Air. But then suddenly, he whipped out his 17" MacBook Pro and wanted to try and see if it could fit unprotected! Sadly, it was running Windows at the moment and died when it tried to do something useful.

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He pulled out his fireman's axe and busted down the door. Then he went straight into my girlfriends bedroom and thought that if the MacBook Air fits in an envelope it could surley fit in my girlfriend's {censored}. Luckily, it was wearing a condom. Unfortunately it did not fit, and being a smart MacBook Air, it refrained from secks. He chunked the useless Macbook AIr out the window and I thought how when I first was it, it was a Macbook, not a Macbook Air. But then suddenly, he whipped out his 17" MacBook Pro and wanted to try and see if it could fit unprotected! Sadly, it was running Windows at the moment and died when it tried to do something useful. The fireman chucked it out the window and it landed on a policeman's {censored}, so he started singing {censored} in a box! Then the girl was left all alone on the bed, and Steve Jobs walked in the room.

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He pulled out his fireman's axe and busted down the door. Then he went straight into my girlfriends bedroom and thought that if the MacBook Air fits in an envelope it could surley fit in my girlfriend's {censored}. Luckily, it was wearing a condom. Unfortunately it did not fit, and being a smart MacBook Air, it refrained from secks. He chunked the useless Macbook AIr out the window and I thought how when I first was it, it was a Macbook, not a Macbook Air. But then suddenly, he whipped out his 17" MacBook Pro and wanted to try and see if it could fit unprotected! Sadly, it was running Windows at the moment and died when it tried to do something useful. The fireman chucked it out the window and it landed on a policeman's {censored}, so he started singing {censored} in a box! Then the girl was left all alone on the bed, and Steve Jobs walked in the room. He along with Johnny Ive rocked her world with the new iPod Touch, and whilst listening to "I Like The Way You Move", steve did a kebab dive.

 

 

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He pulled out his fireman's axe and busted down the door. Then he went straight into my girlfriends bedroom and thought that if the MacBook Air fits in an envelope it could surley fit in my girlfriend's {censored}. Luckily, it was wearing a condom. Unfortunately it did not fit, and being a smart MacBook Air, it refrained from secks. He chunked the useless Macbook AIr out the window and I thought how when I first was it, it was a Macbook, not a Macbook Air. But then suddenly, he whipped out his 17" MacBook Pro and wanted to try and see if it could fit unprotected! Sadly, it was running Windows at the moment and died when it tried to do something useful. The fireman chucked it out the window and it landed on a policeman's {censored}, so he started singing {censored} in a box! Then the girl was left all alone on the bed, and Steve Jobs walked in the room. He along with Johnny Ive rocked her world with the new iPod Touch, and whilst listening to "I Like The Way You Move", steve did a kebab dive. But then, something nobody saw coming was coming; Bill Gates walked into the room yelling "Honey I'm Home" and then his wife stopped moaning immediately.

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He pulled out his fireman's axe and busted down the door. Then he went straight into my girlfriends bedroom and thought that if the MacBook Air fits in an envelope it could surley fit in my girlfriend's {censored}. Luckily, it was wearing a condom. Unfortunately it did not fit, and being a smart MacBook Air, it refrained from secks. He chunked the useless Macbook AIr out the window and I thought how when I first was it, it was a Macbook, not a Macbook Air. But then suddenly, he whipped out his 17" MacBook Pro and wanted to try and see if it could fit unprotected! Sadly, it was running Windows at the moment and died when it tried to do something useful. The fireman chucked it out the window and it landed on a policeman's {censored}, so he started singing {censored} in a box! Then the girl was left all alone on the bed, and Steve Jobs walked in the room. He along with Johnny Ive rocked her world with the new iPod Touch, and whilst listening to "I Like The Way You Move", steve did a kebab dive. But then, something nobody saw coming was coming; Bill Gates walked into the room yelling "Honey I'm Home" and then his wife stopped moaning immediately. Johnny, tired from pounding burger for 10 minutes and in a hot sweat ran out of the room crying after finding out he was doing Billy G'z Lover!

 

 

 

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He pulled out his fireman's axe and busted down the door. Then he went straight into my girlfriends bedroom and thought that if the MacBook Air fits in an envelope it could surley fit in my girlfriend's {censored}. Luckily, it was wearing a condom. Unfortunately it did not fit, and being a smart MacBook Air, it refrained from secks. He chunked the useless Macbook AIr out the window and I thought how when I first was it, it was a Macbook, not a Macbook Air. But then suddenly, he whipped out his 17" MacBook Pro and wanted to try and see if it could fit unprotected! Sadly, it was running Windows at the moment and died when it tried to do something useful. The fireman chucked it out the window and it landed on a policeman's {censored}, so he started singing {censored} in a box! Then the girl was left all alone on the bed, and Steve Jobs walked in the room. He along with Johnny Ive rocked her world with the new iPod Touch, and whilst listening to "I Like The Way You Move", steve did a kebab dive. But then, something nobody saw coming was coming; Bill Gates walked into the room yelling "Honey I'm Home" and then his wife stopped moaning immediately. Johnny, tired from pounding burger for 10 minutes and in a hot sweat ran out of the room crying after finding out he was doing Billy G'z Lover! Then Steve Ballmer walks in the room followed by Phil Schiller.

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He pulled out his fireman's axe and busted down the door. Then he went straight into my girlfriends bedroom and thought that if the MacBook Air fits in an envelope it could surley fit in my girlfriend's {censored}. Luckily, it was wearing a condom. Unfortunately it did not fit, and being a smart MacBook Air, it refrained from secks. He chunked the useless Macbook AIr out the window and I thought how when I first was it, it was a Macbook, not a Macbook Air. But then suddenly, he whipped out his 17" MacBook Pro and wanted to try and see if it could fit unprotected! Sadly, it was running Windows at the moment and died when it tried to do something useful. The fireman chucked it out the window and it landed on a policeman's {censored}, so he started singing {censored} in a box! Then the girl was left all alone on the bed, and Steve Jobs walked in the room. He along with Johnny Ive rocked her world with the new iPod Touch, and whilst listening to "I Like The Way You Move", steve did a kebab dive. But then, something nobody saw coming was coming; Bill Gates walked into the room yelling "Honey I'm Home" and then his wife stopped moaning immediately. Johnny, tired from pounding burger for 10 minutes and in a hot sweat ran out of the room crying after finding out he was doing Billy G'z Lover! Then Steve Ballmer walks in the room followed by Phil Schiller. Sweeping Phil's long flowing blond/grey hair-aside, Phil & Ballmer proceed to have {censored} secks on the floor.

 

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