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This new Apple product is slated for a June release this year but Apple has launched a subdomain informative site on some {censored} network to give us a hint. Well, we took that hint and here it is folks.

 

Features:

 

  • Comes in 20gig, 30gig and "My God, you're going to be chafed!" sizes!

  • Easy Wipe-Clean cover for accidents!

  • Vibrate feature for perverts!

  • Free box of tissues so you're never caught sticky!

  • Optional hands free kit and accessories!

  • Tested fully on fluffy animals! Repeatedly! For fun!
     
    Comes in a trendy range of colours! (We suggest "Cloudy White" for... you know... camouflage)

 

READ MORE NOW!

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